I've never edited a pic in my life ...

Hahahaha I just thought of something, Smutfiend would have killed for those pictures.

Bwahahahahahaha

I've never edited a pic in my life ...

Ha !

I'm sure bagman is saving those Tru pics AS WE SPEAK... errr... TYPE!

That makes two of you ...

You look like this dude Glenn that I kinda grew up with ...

I grew up with a guy named Glenn too, he was my best friend up until we went in the service. I joined the army and a few months later he joined the Air Force. He got out much sooner than I though.

He was kicked out for dealing in stolen weapons from the trunk of his car.
I on the other hand only sold hash, but I didn't get caught either.

What kind of weapons?

Yeah Dave how hard is it to get 9mm para in Jax?

Stolen military weapons-small arms.

Oh, I can fathom that ...

Yeah Dave how hard is it to get 9mm para in Jax?

Given our murder rate, I'm guessing all you'd have to do is ask some random kid at the mall ...

What is this, the AARP message board?  Fuckin a.

What is this, the AARP message board?  Fuckin a.

I interviewed for a job with the AARP today.

Gonna pick me up a boomin' granny.

hahahahaha ....

Although the neckbeard is coming in nicely, I think it's time for a little manscaping.

What happened to your flowing long locks of  blonde?

No shit, dude. You've got almost as much gray in the goat as me! Welcome to parenthood.

How many times have you old farts broken your hips yet?

At least we can stand once in a while.

Little blue pill

At least we can stand once in a while.

You say that as if standing is some awesome thing.

I do it more often and longer than you.

Both.

(I hope that's an approved smiley)

here we go, a more accurate picture of my ugly mug. took it just now. i finally figured out how to work my stupid webcam.

don't look now but there's a neopet about to attack.

yeah, and a puppy about to eat it. and an angry rabbit about to eat the dog.

I once fucked a fat chick that looked like kc.

she threw you a pity fuck, eh? we fat chicks tend to be generous...and kinda desperate.

It's win-win, I think ...

You thinking crazy man..... craaaazzzyy.

Typical ...

It's win-win, I think ...

mm-hmm.