OMG, fucking Bagman and his stalker ways. 

Anyway. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?

Hey you fuck! So far I've dragged back Sasha

sasha was mine.  you didn't even have her phone number.

Ask her yourself. I messaged her on Myspace.

It's like the battle for bunker hill or some shit tonight.

Wow. Bagman just offered danzig some buttsecks.

What was I saying on the Skype before???

It was an open-ended offer. So yeah, ole danny boy is included in it.

But so are you, tricky.

What was I saying on the Skype before???

2 men enter, 1 man leave. ? ha. nm.

Booyakasha.

Ask her yourself. I messaged her on Myspace.

I called her and texted her until she came to LG.
Oh, you had to get her number when you went to her birthday?
Oh, you hadn't actually physically seen her in almost a decade?

No, I understand.  It's okay.  You are the King of the Myspace.

I haven't Myspace'd in two years almost.  I only Facebook now because they have a Scrabble app.

Ask her yourself. I messaged her on Myspace.

I called her and texted her until she came to LG.
Oh, you had to get her number when you went to her birthday?
Oh, you hadn't actually physically seen her in almost a decade?

No, I understand.  It's okay.  You are the King of the Myspace.

Haha.

That's how I also brought Sarah, Rachel and Destiny back! Via Myspace.

IN YO FIGGITY FACE! Like this:

I haven't Myspace'd in two years almost.  I only Facebook now because they have a Scrabble app.

Interesting... because my messages to you always ended up with a "read" status. You never replied, save for the one when I told you that you almost ran into me at Taco Cabana.

Plus, I never asked for Sasha's number. She texted me or called me or something and I got it. Because, Lucas YOU gave her my number!

Mystery solved.

Next on,

OMG EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE YOU ARE SO OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ADD ME BACK TOMORROW OK BB

Booyakasha.

Hehe. Nice one.

It doesn't LOOK like I like cock.

yeah. You shoulda used that other picture where he looks like he has that dildo rammed up his chocko.

What is that...

1.5 hours, and that's the best you can do?

I prefer "Slurpee or casino?" when referring to "Indians".

Slurpee or Feathers is my fave.
Twas ages before I caught on.

Next on,

Full cavity searches all around.

I haven't Myspace'd in two years almost.  I only Facebook now because they have a Scrabble app.

and that fucking farm town thing. how'd something so stupid get s addictive?

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Wow. Bagman just offered danzig some buttsecks.
Wow again, fuck you.

Next on,

Full cavity searches all around.

ALRIGHT!!!!!

You the boys what been whackin off in my tool shed?

Wow. Bagman just offered danzig some buttsecks.
Wow again, fuck you.

No fuck you. Fuck you! No fuck you!

Good argument, Tru. Have another drink why don't you.