If Balor is going to post dumb-what-the-fuck type pics, I guess I can too:

My boobs are even duct-taped down in this picture!

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x122do

Perfect.  That picture reminds me of this one time, at band camp....

One time, at art school, I dressed up like an androgyne and stuck a symbol of oppression up my gender-neutral cavity to symbolize how empty I feel inside.

I'm a fan of androgyny.

Skinny girls are hot. Enjoy that rare compliment, tricky.

This means you're not going to try to fuck me in Japan, right?

Skinny girls are hot. Enjoy that rare compliment, tricky.

This means you're not going to try to fuck me in Japan, right?

You wanna hear the new hotel arrangements now or later?

 HF style reply:

:'(

I'm a fan of androgyny.

Same, I have an androgynous friend. She's pretty cute.

Are you sure she's a "she"?

Maybe a "he"?

She's a she, I'm sure although if she wasn't changing for PE would've gotten a lot more awkward...

She's a she, I'm sure although if she wasn't changing for PE would've gotten a lot more awkward...

so, you peek at the girls in your PE class while they're changing, huh?

Meanwhile, Kyle continues to act out the world's most illegal impersonation of Mr. Rogers.

Holy shit! That's fucking funny.

She's a she, I'm sure although if she wasn't changing for PE would've gotten a lot more awkward...

so, you peek at the girls in your PE class while they're changing, huh?

You'd do it too.

i did that too

Except you were looking at boys. Gross.

serious question for the non-homo guys (this leaves you out, danzig!): is it ever okay to look at another guy's junk in the interest of simply comparing the image of it to yours to see how you might size up to this or any other penis/ball situation?

Only getting caught doing so and being called a queer, getting punched, or being asked out on a date are all things you would find equally acceptable during your day.

is it ever okay to look at another guy's junk in the interest of simply comparing the image of it to yours to see how you might size up to this or any other penis/ball situation?

I would not do that out of sheer interest/curiosity.  I try not to compare my junk to anyone else's until it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to do so.

it's fine in Japan

No wonder you love it there.

Hory crap! Gaijin haz Gojirra dick! Prease, we can heft it?

is it ever okay to look at another guy's junk in the interest of simply comparing the image of it to yours to see how you might size up to this or any other penis/ball situation?

I would not do that out of sheer interest/curiosity.  I try not to compare my junk to anyone else's until it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to do so.

What makes it necessary?  DP on the same hole?

is it ever okay to look at another guy's junk in the interest of simply comparing the image of it to yours to see how you might size up to this or any other penis/ball situation?

I would not do that out of sheer interest/curiosity.  I try not to compare my junk to anyone else's until it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to do so.

Can you describe a situation when you would find it absolutely necessary to compare your junk with another dude's?

Because I CANT!

Heated negotiations over policy changes.

Hory crap! Gaijin haz Gojirra dick! Prease, we can heft it?

still giggling aloud at this

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is it ever okay to look at another guy's junk in the interest of simply comparing the image of it to yours to see how you might size up to this or any other penis/ball situation?

I would not do that out of sheer interest/curiosity.  I try not to compare my junk to anyone else's until it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to do so.

Can you describe a situation when you would find it absolutely necessary to compare your junk with another dude's?

It's a situation which hasn't occurred in my life, to date.  But I'll let you know when it does.

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and i wonder: why the edit of your quoting of the krsna?

Because it was a reiteration joke I decided was not up to scratch.

serious question for the non-homo guys (this leaves you out, danzig!): is it ever okay to look at another guy's junk in the interest of simply comparing the image of it to yours to see how you might size up to this or any other penis/ball situation?

No....there is no straight way to do this.  But there is a totally bi-curious way to do this.

Hory crap! Gaijin haz Gojirra dick! Prease, we can heft it?

Hahahaha!

Honestly I can't imagine wanting to compare my junk with anyone else's. What's the point?