Story related to showing penises:

Back when I was working at Target in my early 20s, one of the other guys cornered me in a stock room and wanted to show me what his shaved crotch looked like.  Same kid also had previously tried to get me to sit on his bed while he played Slipknot songs & some similar original songs he had written after I drove him home from work one night.

I thought his insistence on playing guitar for me was pretty creepy and never gave him another ride home.  The wanting to show me the penis thing was when I caught on to the whole other level of what he was aiming for.

I worked with a guy who's favorite game was to have his dick hang out of his pants until someone noticed. I don't think he was gay though, he was just an asshole.

I might regret this...but, It's sort looks like a baseball bat sticking out of an asshole.

Ha ha!@

I have shown my dick to coworkers but wasn`t intentional. They walked in on workplace sex and I do not stop just because someone crashes the party.

They walked in on workplace sex and I do not stop just because someone crashes the party.

Yes, but do you invite ?

I worked with a guy who's favorite game was to have his dick hang out of his pants until someone noticed. I don't think he was gay though, he was just an asshole.

What kind of workplace was it?

White House, 1995.

Ah. Noticed = sucked.

I worked with a guy who's favorite game was to have his dick hang out of his pants until someone noticed. I don't think he was gay though, he was just an asshole.

An ex of mine used to pull his ball skin out, button his fly around it, and ask others to get the "gum" off his pants.
it was brilliant.

I did the "wristwatch" once while I was drunk off of my ass.

My ex had a hole in his blue jeans under his balls and he would pull the same gum trick.  He also worked as a waiter in a fine dining restaurant and would have his dick out of his pants the whole time he worked under his apron.  I don't know if any customers ever noticed but I thought it was so funny.

I worked with a guy who's favorite game was to have his dick hang out of his pants until someone noticed. I don't think he was gay though, he was just an asshole.

What kind of workplace was it?

A sandwich shop.

I worked with a guy who's favorite game was to have his dick hang out of his pants until someone noticed. I don't think he was gay though, he was just an asshole.

An ex of mine used to pull his ball skin out, button his fly around it, and ask others to get the "gum" off his pants.
it was brilliant.

Now that I've done. It's fun. You just go all like, "What the fuck, there's hairy gum all over my pants!" and watch people's faces display disgust when they realize what they're looking at.

I would not grab gum off someone's crotch.

(_)_)===D, it took me a little while to figure out who you were...too bad you couldn't have changed it to "(_)_)=HomelessJoe=D"

Ha ha! Now THAT'S funny!

yeah dude I had no idea who you were at first. Why the name change? Im outta the loop. Call me and lets chat BFF LOLZ

"(_)_)=HomelessJoe=D"

I'm completely in love with you! Let's have a lezbo marriage.

FTW

hahahahahahah

What is:  hip's favorite post by fyrenza

SEE?!?

You're gettin' "used" to me!

SEE?!?

You're gettin' "used" to me!

or, are you adapting to your audience?

I had only just forgoten about that pic.

or, are you adapting to your audience?

Both, i hope.

We're both female; we both get hurt about stuff that men do; and we should be friendly to each other ~

we're both Active Members of the coolest forum on the web!

Not too sure about that "Audience" remark ~

more like, circle of intimate friends,

where intimate friends = folks that know where you're comin' from

Coolest forum on the web?  Now that deserves the epic fail ftw pic.

Coolest forum on the web?  Now that deserves the epic fail ftw pic.

Yeah, right?

Too bad i'm the guy that HAS it!  lol

Hey, but check THIS out ~

we'll ALL share it!

If someone truly FAILS,

USE IT!


You know, this is going to sound like total bullshit,

but this forum, AND y'all, have saved my life, a couple of times, so far

So "Greatest Forum In The World?"

To ME, this IS.

Thank y'all

Wait, whats an epic fail? My marriage proposal to daisymae?  :'(

I'm completely in love with you! Let's have a lezbo marriage.

We could be the Brangelina of LG...I'll do it.

trickymae? now we just need conan to blend together a photo of each of you to determine what your shiloh will look like. this is the picture thread, afterall.