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I think I probably had more fun douching this morning than I would've had on that weekend va-ca.


Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs(Read 642768 times)
Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3210 on: September 19, 2009, 01:28:05 AM

No.

Yes!

Sasha was wearing these glasses tonight, and they looked lovely.

She was also dressed very casual, which looked awesome.

So, NO YUO.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3211 on: September 19, 2009, 06:32:52 AM
Fuck me. I clicked new posts and went to view soething else and came back to see that pic of dylan....I havent been frightened by anything only in ages !! way cool.



and I bet he takes a million 'practice' shots.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3212 on: September 19, 2009, 08:57:58 AM
I wish I could take some practice shots to the face, but alas, you only get one.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3213 on: September 19, 2009, 09:01:49 AM
After a Gatorade and a breather, you can have another.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3214 on: September 19, 2009, 09:03:14 AM
That is so weird!  I just called a guy and I am making him bring gatorade over.  He thinks he's getting some, foolish!



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3215 on: September 19, 2009, 10:50:10 AM
Oh just give him a thrill and let him ejaculate on your face. As soon as he does, punch him in the cock, so he can't enjoy it. That way you both come away happy.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3216 on: September 19, 2009, 12:50:35 PM
You only suggest that so that you won't be the only man in history that's happened to anymore.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3217 on: September 19, 2009, 01:08:22 PM
It's happened to me three times.

Once, because she wanted to do it. (Honestly, it turned me on a bit.)

Second, because I asked for it. (Due to the fun from the first time.)

Third time, her husband did it. I didn't know she was married and that he was in the house when she brought me home. (I haven't had it done since.)

Note: All these instances were with different women.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3218 on: September 19, 2009, 01:13:32 PM
I got punched in the junk once.  It WAS a turn on!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3219 on: September 19, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
Taking a woman punch to the cock is a turn on. Taking a cock punch from a man when it's unsuspected... That just fucking hurts.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3220 on: September 19, 2009, 02:40:08 PM
I totally sneezed on some guy on the subway one time. It was pretty awesome.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3221 on: September 19, 2009, 02:43:01 PM
^^ this was not me, FYI.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3222 on: September 19, 2009, 02:43:43 PM
I've had it with your lies!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3223 on: September 19, 2009, 06:44:13 PM
until recently i had been given the impression that balls were to be handled with extreme care and gentle delicacy. it turns out that it's actually quite a tough and yet malleable area that can definitely take some abuse-- grabbing, squeezing, pulling, twisting... testicles now fascinate me more than ever.
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3224 on: September 19, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
until recently i had been given the impression that balls were to be handled with extreme care and gentle delicacy. it turns out that it's actually quite a tough and yet malleable area that can definitely take some abuse-- grabbing, squeezing, pulling, twisting... testicles now fascinate me more than ever.

Rough 'em up!



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3225 on: September 19, 2009, 10:06:38 PM
Testicles are the side dish to a meaty entree.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3226 on: September 20, 2009, 12:44:29 AM
,said the sexualy bulimic woman.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3227 on: September 20, 2009, 02:02:12 AM
Nothing wrong with snowballing. It's hot.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3228 on: September 20, 2009, 02:13:58 AM
Hot like granny porn and Antarctica.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3229 on: September 20, 2009, 02:18:36 AM
Hot like granny porn and Antarctica.

I've sex with an older woman in the snow. Does that count?



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3230 on: September 20, 2009, 02:21:24 AM
How old?



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3231 on: September 20, 2009, 02:27:53 AM
How old?

At the time, I was 17 and she was 47. The oldest lady I was with was 52.

And snowballing is still hot. You all may just be repressed.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3232 on: September 20, 2009, 02:28:42 AM
Oh man!  I can't wait to be a cougar.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3233 on: September 20, 2009, 02:30:50 AM
I may be repressed in that the oldest I ever went was early 40's and felt a little eww and hungover about it the next day... also I don't enjoy my own sperm being spat into my mouth, true.

I'm pretty OK with being repressed, though.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3234 on: September 20, 2009, 02:32:31 AM
Oh man!  I can't wait to be a cougar.

Get out there and start practicing!




Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3235 on: September 20, 2009, 02:33:33 AM
I bet that hoodie is so metal it smells like actual dog shit, cause changin' clothes is for fuckin' queers.

It's true.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3236 on: September 20, 2009, 02:38:22 AM
I may be repressed in that the oldest I ever went was early 40's and felt a little eww and hungover about it the next day... also I don't enjoy my own sperm being spat into my mouth, true.

I'm pretty OK with being repressed, though.

It may not be for everyone, the older women or the snowballing. At 17, I was just on everything. I was whoring it up. And the snowball thing, I just find natural.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3237 on: September 20, 2009, 02:47:14 AM
Hey man, that's what it's all about (that not everything is for everyone).

I don't judge, unless someone's getting (unintentionally) hurt.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3238 on: September 20, 2009, 03:36:36 AM
Stop being a pussy and gargle some cum Si.  Fuck, I'm sick of hearing your bitchin!
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3239 on: September 20, 2009, 11:33:23 AM
wait up. do guys actually roll it around in the mouth the way they like to see us do it? do i spit your load into your mouth, and then you...what? swallow or give it back to me? this is so confusing! i don't understand snowballing.