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United Airlines to charge fatties(Read 11230 times)
United Airlines to charge fatties on: April 16, 2009, 12:57:00 PM
for 2 seats if they can't buckle in and put down the arm rest on there seat

hell yea i'm all for this

i hope all the airlines adopt this and more private business adopt this type of attitude - not just for the fatties, but for everything.  especially the blacks.  i want a business where i can restrict access to any black. 



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 01:02:54 PM
I wonder how the fatties are taking this news.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 01:04:16 PM
probably stuffing food down there throat



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
probably stuffing food down there throat

it's called "making sure you get your money's worth"
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 01:11:56 PM
Fuse?

I mean, I'm fat but I'm not close to being fat enough to not be able to get a seat belt around me.
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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 01:13:47 PM
probably stuffing food down there throat




Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
Put them in the cargo hold.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 02:35:38 PM
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 02:45:04 PM



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #10 on: April 16, 2009, 02:48:13 PM
Thing is, they wont get it Dmoth. You have to put atlest 2 smiles in to tell somebody its funny.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 02:50:31 PM
Oh shit, you're full of teh funneh today hojo.  Keep it up.
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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #12 on: April 16, 2009, 02:52:08 PM
FUCK YOU TWATSQUIRT !
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #13 on: April 16, 2009, 03:08:56 PM
Well don't expect anymore compliments, asswipe.
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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 03:12:03 PM
wtf ?!? compliment. where was the fucking smile then huh huh huh.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #16 on: April 16, 2009, 03:22:49 PM

i failed :(

i got 100% correct

probably stuffing food down there throat



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 03:24:06 PM
I'm getting a woody.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #18 on: April 16, 2009, 03:37:30 PM
I'm getting a headrush.
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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #19 on: April 16, 2009, 03:44:41 PM



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #20 on: April 16, 2009, 04:26:14 PM
*senses fitzy getting horning and wanders around to watch*



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 05:58:32 PM
You know what they should charge black people extra for?

Movie tickets.
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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 07:51:13 PM
i totally agree with this

and what's with fining a 50kg lady for carrying on a bag that's a tiny bit over the limit when all the other passengers can be measured in percentages of a ton
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Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #23 on: April 16, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
I'm only a small percentage of a ton...



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 05:35:35 AM
And I'm not flying United.

That airline is dangerous.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 09:56:18 AM
You know what they should charge black people extra for?

Movie tickets.

Couldn't agree more.  I went to an 11:30pm week night showing of an R rated movie like a month ago (you know the kind of show you go to in order to avoid this type of thing) and there were two black women sitting a few rows behind me, one with, I shit you not, a probably 1-2 year old kid.  The bitches were talking a lot and the kid was pissed and frequently making loud baby noises.  I don't blame the baby at all, fuck I would be pissed too if I was out that late.  The question remains, WHO THE FUCK TAKES A KID OUT TO AN R-RATED MOVIE AT AGE 2 AT 11:30 PM ON A WEEK NIGHT?!?

When I lived in Detroit, my girlfriend and I would actually drive about 30-40 minutes away from my house to go see movies, even though there was a theater about 5 minutes away, because so many black people went there you couldn't actually enjoy the movie.  I remember we saw some horror flick, and it was just black people yelling and screaming and adding their own commentary the entire movie.  Like you literally could not hear the soundtrack there was so much yelling.

I already mentioned in another thread my experience involving seeing a Will Smith movie in a theater with black people - DON'T EVER DO THAT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DO NOT EVER SEE A MOVIE WITH A BLACK LEAD IN A THEATER WITH BLACK PEOPLE.  Unless you want to hear "OH SHIT, RUN NIGGA, FUCK MAN, GET THAT SHIT, OH HELL YEAH NIGGA" for fucking 2 hours.

I try not to be racist, and try to be open and understanding with everyone in my life, but I would literally pay 2x the ticket price for a guaranteed race-segregated theater and I am not even joking.  Black people ruin movies.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 09:59:53 AM
It's ok Chad, I'm racist too. I don't let people buy CD's from black people. White people, Asian people, Hispanic people, ok sure.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 10:01:16 AM
Please, guys. YOu should pay extra for those services. That guy is TELLING you how you should feel at various moments! In the previous example, he was just telling the audience that it was time to be excited!

As a side note, when I went to see the Incredible Hulk (with the ever hot Ed Norton, I might add) during the "sex" scene, the person of the above persuasion yells out "AW SHIT! GIT SOME, HULK!"

Like Libertine's Gf, I drive about 30 minutes away to see a movie. (Neshaminy, in case krsna was reading)



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 10:05:55 AM
I usually go to the rich white art fag theater.  Nobody talks through subtitled French movies.



Re: United Airlines to charge fatties Reply #29 on: April 17, 2009, 10:11:39 AM
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