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Re: Porn Reply #60 on: April 19, 2009, 08:42:35 AM
yes.

By cats.

Just like in the picture.



Re: Porn Reply #61 on: April 19, 2009, 08:49:55 AM
So it ended up being a cute ordeal cuz it was a little baby kitten?  Or was it more like "OH MY GOD A MOUNTAIN LION JUST POUNCED ON ME!!!! SWEET BABY JESUS, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!"
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Re: Porn Reply #62 on: April 19, 2009, 10:09:42 AM
Mosh is all "That's not a little baby kitten.  THIS is a little baby kitten."

Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Porn Reply #63 on: April 19, 2009, 10:29:42 AM
As he dies.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Porn Reply #64 on: April 19, 2009, 03:02:27 PM
are you insinuating that there are free range lions in australia?
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Porn Reply #65 on: April 19, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
are you insinuating that there are free range lions in australia?
There are free range lions here, and they lay eitjes.
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Re: Porn Reply #66 on: April 20, 2009, 04:36:46 AM
I saw a free range panther up in the mountains a few months ago.

I shit a brick. There's free range all sorts of non indigenous beasties here.



Re: Porn Reply #67 on: April 20, 2009, 05:04:54 AM
Australia has all kinds of fucked up poisonous things.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Porn Reply #68 on: April 20, 2009, 05:07:44 AM
Not just poisonous...

Vicious non poisonous things too. Like Pauline Hanson.



Re: Porn Reply #69 on: April 20, 2009, 07:19:31 AM
And lets not even get into Lindy Chamberlain...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Porn Reply #70 on: April 20, 2009, 07:38:30 AM
Why not, she was an alright sort in her day.

She obviously liked to fuck, because Azaria was about sprog number 8.



Re: Porn Reply #71 on: April 20, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
Mosh is all "That's not a little baby kitten.  THIS is a little baby kitten."



Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Porn Reply #72 on: April 20, 2009, 05:48:35 PM
Why not, she was an alright sort in her day.

She obviously liked to fuck, because Azaria was about sprog number 8.

These are the things the movies don't teach you...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Porn Reply #73 on: April 22, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Back to the topic: I am ashamed to admit how much time I spent trying to track down the Francis-Ford-Coppola-directed softcores. That's the porn I want to see the most.

Another porno-thing I spent forever tracking down and finally found was "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure" - a pornographic cartoon from the 1920s created for the birthday party of the legendary Windsor McCay. Apparently all the big names were involved in it: Max Fleischer, the Terrytoons guy, the guy who did Woody Woodpecker, a ton of others. And the film had to be produced in Cuba since it was too explicit for the US production houses. It's like Fritz the Cat's long lost granddaddy. It features MF, MM, beastiality, gloryholes, everything you never guessed people from the 20s knew about.

Yes I know this is extremely nerdy of me, but this kind of high profile porn is hard to find and the searching is half the fun.



Re: Porn Reply #74 on: April 22, 2009, 03:07:21 AM
Post 'em, motherfucker!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Porn Reply #75 on: April 22, 2009, 04:39:32 AM
I never got hold of the Coppola films.

Eveready Harton is on youtube now, apparently:
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.



Re: Porn Reply #76 on: April 22, 2009, 05:01:53 AM
Betty Page loops.

Hot!



Re: Porn Reply #77 on: April 22, 2009, 07:54:20 AM
It's the fact that it's from the 1920s that gets me. Who knew flappers were every bit as perverse as we are today?
Pity the quality of the recording is such shit.



Re: Porn Reply #78 on: April 22, 2009, 08:59:28 AM
Dahaha, great crabs joke
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Porn Reply #79 on: April 22, 2009, 12:41:33 PM
It's got het, it's got gay, it's got beastiality, and, for krsna, it's got 'tummy-sticking' ...
What a great cartoon ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #80 on: April 22, 2009, 01:04:33 PM
I've been checking out some ship docking recently. Seems to be my flavor of the month.



Re: Porn Reply #81 on: April 22, 2009, 01:32:12 PM
Whoa; she's here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #82 on: April 22, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
That cartoon's like the Internet in black and white.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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Re: Porn Reply #83 on: April 22, 2009, 02:20:30 PM
I've been checking out some ship docking recently. Seems to be my flavor of the month.

Ok, I've looked for a moment; tell me what this is ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #84 on: April 22, 2009, 05:36:05 PM
I've been checking out some ship docking recently. Seems to be my flavor of the month.

Ok, I've looked for a moment; tell me what this is ....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking+ships

That should explain it... unless you want me to post some vids???



Re: Porn Reply #85 on: April 22, 2009, 06:08:00 PM
Uhm, oddly enough ....
.... uhm

.... sure, why not?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #86 on: April 22, 2009, 06:35:01 PM
Uhm, oddly enough ....
.... uhm

.... sure, why not?

Well, here's a lil link. I know some you can't stomach the gayness so i won't direct post the vid..

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=1678246



Re: Porn Reply #87 on: April 22, 2009, 06:38:14 PM
Ok, I get it now ...

Makes sense, actually ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #88 on: April 22, 2009, 06:41:17 PM
I have never been with an uncut man so I find this fascinating..



Re: Porn Reply #89 on: April 22, 2009, 06:46:37 PM
That makes two of us ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')