×

Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


How Long ?(Read 13780 times)
Re: How Long ? Reply #60 on: April 22, 2009, 08:56:29 PM
Deep? Are you referring to my colon?  I'm kinda curious how far that goes in actually.....well, not curious enough to do anything that would become a running gag here on the board.

any more than normal...



Re: How Long ? Reply #61 on: April 22, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Total time logged in: 3 hours and 32 minutes.


I think I need some lube now...



Re: How Long ? Reply #62 on: April 22, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
1 days, 10 hours and 6 minutes.



Re: How Long ? Reply #63 on: April 22, 2009, 09:44:44 PM
1 day, 3 hours, 19 minutes



Re: How Long ? Reply #64 on: April 23, 2009, 12:40:10 AM
these are for youuuu.

http://discharges.org/h/1303/

I literally just yelled "HOLY FUCK".

Holy. Fuck. That is just WRONG.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How Long ? Reply #65 on: April 23, 2009, 12:42:29 AM

I literally just yelled "HOLY FUCK".

Holy. Fuck. That is just WRONG.

i can't believe no one else has commented on them. 'sides dave. but he never shuts up.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: How Long ? Reply #66 on: April 23, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
I avent, Cause I know what its like to just have steel probes try to make there way around that first kink. There may be less nerve endings up there......but.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: How Long ? Reply #67 on: April 24, 2009, 01:29:35 AM
sarah link, click nein
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: How Long ? Reply #68 on: April 24, 2009, 04:34:01 AM
I found that to be really fucking annoying music.



Re: How Long ? Reply #69 on: April 24, 2009, 05:12:36 PM
MeatSpin.Com, anyone?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: How Long ? Reply #70 on: April 24, 2009, 08:25:53 PM
No, I like that Dead or Alive track...



Re: How Long ? Reply #71 on: April 25, 2009, 12:46:02 PM
Are you referring to my colon?  I'm kinda curious how far that goes in actually.....

TOO LATE.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: How Long ? Reply #72 on: April 25, 2009, 12:48:11 PM
Also, I should have made a joke, like "seven and a half inches".

Actually I'm 7 1/2.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: How Long ? Reply #73 on: April 25, 2009, 02:29:18 PM
So all the LG guys are 7.5", except for Thrash who is 1.5". Good info to have!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How Long ? Reply #74 on: April 25, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
Good info to have!
It will definitely make Christmas shopping easier, I bet.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: How Long ? Reply #75 on: April 25, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
Penis cozies for all!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How Long ? Reply #76 on: April 29, 2009, 06:52:30 PM
10 days in... 42.171 per day
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: How Long ? Reply #77 on: May 23, 2009, 07:50:45 PM
6 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes

Missed that one by 8 minutes.

ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: How Long ? Reply #78 on: May 24, 2009, 06:51:37 AM
I'm at 4 days, 22 hours and 46 minutes now.