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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking...(Read 50781 times)
Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #30 on: April 19, 2009, 05:38:29 PM
Post you tits babyhell.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #31 on: April 19, 2009, 05:51:36 PM
 
  just for you
 
 
 ( . Y . )
 



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #32 on: April 19, 2009, 05:57:45 PM
You want a boob job ?

( . Y . )

You can have these for free.


edit : and THIS was my 1000th post. ~sigh
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 06:08:24 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #33 on: April 19, 2009, 06:28:25 PM
small nipples freak me the hell out.

(oYo)

ahh, much better.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #34 on: April 19, 2009, 06:53:01 PM
smaller (to a degree) nipples are better than big fatty nipples
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #35 on: April 19, 2009, 07:11:30 PM
I can already see the areola pics being posted.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #36 on: April 19, 2009, 07:20:52 PM
( o Yooo)
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 07:32:53 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #37 on: April 19, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
What....are those ones winking?



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #38 on: April 19, 2009, 07:23:57 PM
Eitje likes them mutant.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 07:25:39 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #39 on: April 19, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
What....are those ones winking?
I'll do some work, see if I can make it look better...

(Zoomie, is it possible that you brought one with you that's even MORE clean-cut that me??)
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 07:27:12 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #40 on: April 19, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
What....are those ones winking?
I'll do some work, see if I can make it look better...

(Zoomie, is it possible that you brought one with you that's even MORE clean-cut that me??)

It's possible. Now explain that pic to me.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #41 on: April 19, 2009, 07:33:26 PM
It's possible. Now explain that pic to me.

I fixed it!
Maybe now it's easier to see?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #42 on: April 19, 2009, 07:36:41 PM
Ah, ok, is it pierced?


What do I win!?  :D



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #43 on: April 19, 2009, 07:48:19 PM
What do I win!?  :D
Good job!
I think you might've just won the title of "most clean-cut, 2009".  :)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #44 on: April 19, 2009, 07:54:02 PM
What do I win!?  :D
Good job!
I think you might've just won the title of "most clean-cut, 2009".  :)

Woohoo!

/Homer



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #45 on: April 19, 2009, 08:41:00 PM
Daisey has sex. And she moves her bowels every day. EVERY. DAMN. DAY.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #46 on: April 19, 2009, 08:43:46 PM
And she moves her bowels every day. EVERY. DAMN. DAY.

Thanks be to our lord Coffee... :D



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #47 on: April 19, 2009, 08:49:29 PM
Bow down to the awesome power of the bean...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #48 on: April 19, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
The castor bean!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #49 on: April 20, 2009, 05:04:03 AM
( . Y . )


Ahhh much better



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #50 on: April 20, 2009, 05:18:30 AM
Don't let people hide when they are online, that shit is for the birds.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #51 on: April 20, 2009, 06:45:35 AM
Don't let people hide when they are online, that shit is for the birds.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #52 on: April 20, 2009, 11:33:43 AM
<~ new member, NOT just lurking  ;D

i'm still at the ranch, so my computer times are a bit restricted   :(

but i'll be back in full force pretty soon!

(Thanx for the prayers for my mom ~ they're working!!!)

ps.  Sorry about the HF/RT posts i did ~ i'll be a better "poster" in the future ~

i PROMISE!!!

PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!!!   :'(
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 11:36:06 AM by fyrenza »
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #53 on: April 20, 2009, 11:43:42 AM
Ban her.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #54 on: April 20, 2009, 12:09:30 PM
ugh stop with the colors already. if we wanted more blue we'd have more blue.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #55 on: April 20, 2009, 12:12:52 PM
it's a chick right?      welcome...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #56 on: April 20, 2009, 12:24:42 PM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #57 on: April 20, 2009, 01:44:08 PM
you fuckers are lucky i'm ill now that i'm back from having a life. carnage delayed. primarily my own. but i like it violent.


/lucidity



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #58 on: April 20, 2009, 01:50:24 PM
Ban her.

Reading her posts are like having an octopus tentacle raping every hole on my head.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #59 on: April 20, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
You people(mostly the ones I followed from RT) scare me, but I am trying to post more. - sorry.
 Don't spank me
 
 too hard.

Oh. Em. Gee.
Get the fuck out.