Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Count me in. But they gotta be black. I pretty much only wear black.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Guns.EDIT: Loaded ones.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!