Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I don't think my coworkers would appreciate that... ? And you wouldn't either, since you can't see me through the computer screen.
i give up all use of punctuation why even bothermy bobblehead doll looks like thisseriously my boss gave that to me she thinks im goth