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I had my dick split on: April 24, 2009, 09:59:18 PM
best decision I ever made


dude used a steak knife

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I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.

Re: I had my dick split Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....

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Re: I had my dick split Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 10:12:06 PM
In built french tickler
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
girls love me for my cock now  8)



before, they just pointed and laughed
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 12:39:21 AM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 05:15:46 AM
What the fuck is that second image?? Why would someone do that?? It looks like a squid! Ugh. I may have nightmares now.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I had my dick split Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 06:00:00 AM
Just think of it as a french tickler
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 07:09:28 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:15:46 AM
What the fuck is that second image?? Why would someone do that?? It looks like a squid! Ugh. I may have nightmares now.

you can't honestly sit there and say you wouldn't want your cock to look like that...


bitches dig this kind of shit, trust me  8)
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #8 on: April 25, 2009, 07:18:05 AM
I had my brain split

Now when I talk to myself I never know what I'm going to say
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
Quote from: Tru on April 25, 2009, 07:18:05 AM
I had my brain split

Now when I talk to myself I never know what I'm going to say


that's not nearly as erotic  :'(
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #10 on: April 25, 2009, 08:06:37 AM
Quote from: My Name Is NOT Skip, Dickheads on April 24, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
girls love me for my cock now  8)



before, they just pointed and laughed
That deserves a hetero point.
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #11 on: April 25, 2009, 08:33:07 AM
sorry, I had to give you a homo point


how dare you get all soft on me like that


what's next?  you gonna cry?
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #12 on: April 25, 2009, 08:34:39 AM
Shut up Skip.
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #13 on: April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #14 on: April 25, 2009, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna


at first I was like


























and then

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Re: I had my dick split Reply #15 on: April 25, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: My Name Is NOT Skip, Dickheads on April 25, 2009, 08:33:07 AM
sorry, I had to give you a homo point


how dare you get all soft on me like that


what's next?  you gonna cry?
*bottom lip quivers*

No..
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #16 on: April 25, 2009, 09:42:34 AM
Quote from: Sakhi on April 25, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: My Name Is NOT Skip, Dickheads on April 25, 2009, 08:33:07 AM
sorry, I had to give you a homo point


how dare you get all soft on me like that


what's next?  you gonna cry?
*bottom lip quivers*

No..


damn

I was hoping I could cuddle up to you, and maybe take your mind off of things for awhile.....  ;)
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #17 on: April 25, 2009, 10:57:51 AM
i think it's time for pedo bear to make an appearance
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #18 on: April 25, 2009, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: maryJ on April 25, 2009, 10:57:51 AM
i think it's time for pedo bear to make an appearance

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Re: I had my dick split Reply #19 on: April 25, 2009, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna


OK even I gotta draw the line.
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #20 on: April 25, 2009, 05:33:34 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 25, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
With thanks to krsna


OK even I gotta draw the line.

she's lovin that better than the one where he fucks the fat roll under her right tit
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #21 on: April 25, 2009, 06:56:56 PM
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #22 on: April 25, 2009, 08:32:22 PM
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #23 on: April 25, 2009, 09:51:33 PM
how does one go about masturbating when their penis is split like that? or sex for that matter, i guess...
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: I had my dick split Reply #24 on: April 25, 2009, 10:03:52 PM
I wondered the same thing...he's cumming, but he's not touching it...
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #25 on: April 25, 2009, 10:11:55 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 25, 2009, 10:03:52 PM
I wondered the same thing...he's cumming, but he's not touching it...

prostrate stimulation  8)
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #26 on: April 26, 2009, 01:40:09 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I had my dick split Reply #27 on: April 26, 2009, 02:25:26 PM
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #28 on: April 26, 2009, 03:14:19 PM
Quote from: I would totally fart in your mouth on April 24, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....




thats the octopussy I was talkin about!!! :o
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Re: I had my dick split Reply #29 on: April 26, 2009, 06:46:07 PM
it is fun to have a bitch latched on to each half of my cock, just slobbering and sucking for hours....



.... each of them jamming their fists way up my ass to stimulate me in just the right way.


there is a bucket there collecting what comes out so they can douse themselves in it afterwards, since aiming with this thing is pretty much impossible
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