As ever, Kyle, you remain oblivious to the yawning void between what you believe to be impressive, and what the rest of humanity believes to be impressive.

(The void is inhabited only by shame and laughter.)

Oh come on, what could be more impressive than a 4.5" long fake plastic penis thrown into water?

You all will just have to remain wet with anticipation until the time is right.

Your creepiness never ceases to amaze me.

Sweet.

I see disgust and barfing in our futures...

Prick/Pussy Teaser!

Please tell me this was sarcasm. I can't tell with you.

It's like if everyone on this board is matter....Fyre is dark matter....or antimatter.....not quite sure.  Well, actually, she couldn't be antimatter or should would end up destroying one of us violently.....

....wait, what?

dark matter interacts weakly with normal matter.  only vast quantities of dark matter can get a reaction out of normal matter/energy.

http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/25689

That is not current sex thought conversation material. 

It is for him.

Yeah I hear he slaps it to the periodic table of elements...

He's not getting laid currently.  I know this, because I asked.

Yeah I hear he slaps it to the periodic table of elements...

Noble gases give me hardon.

CST-  Speaking of science and sex, David Attenborough always gave me a boner....

Sexy, sexy man...

Prick/Pussy Teaser!

Please tell me this was sarcasm. I can't tell with you.

Yes, it was.

Was that sarcasm??? She can never tell with you

Yes, YES, DAMN IT!!!

i can be sarcastical,

sometimes.

are you being sarcastic now, too?

WHO CARES? 

CST-  I meant David Attenborough at 35 years old, not 75 years old. 

CST: I'd like to have some.

CST-  I meant David Attenborough at 35 years old, not 75 years old. 

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you did...

David Attenborough is awesome. Hearing him narrate a wildlife documentary is like hearing stories told by my grandfather. Except, you know, interesting.

David Attenborough is awesome. Hearing him narrate a wildlife documentary is like hearing stories told by my grandfather. Except, you know, nothing gets shot.

David Attenborough is awesome. Hearing him narrate a wildlife documentary is like hearing stories told by my grandfather. Except, you know, Mom's dead so she can't rescue you by telling the attendant that it's time for Grampy's medication.

David Attenborough is awesome. Hearing him narrate a wildlife documentary is like hearing stories told by my grandfather. Except, you know, there aren't any trophies taken from the enemy dead to pass around.

David Attenborough is awesome. Hearing him narrate a wildlife documentary is like hearing stories told by my grandfather. Except, you know, they don't all end with "Now pull my finger ya little cockknocker".

David Attenborough is awesome. Hearing him narrate a wildlife documentary is like hearing stories told by... you know what, fuck this joke.

CST: butt rape.

Not today dear, I'm trying to quit smoking. From both ends.