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Current SEX thoughts(Read 404841 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #300 on: May 15, 2009, 03:18:20 PM
Have him stretch it across your nose and mouth and then inhale deeply. That's how Tricky likes it.

ewww. where did your brain even get a thought like that?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #301 on: May 15, 2009, 03:24:50 PM
So gross, right.

What's wrong with you tricky?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #302 on: May 15, 2009, 03:26:08 PM
you thought of that one, you sick man.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #303 on: May 15, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
if only it could be just the three of us, forever and ever.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #304 on: May 15, 2009, 04:43:16 PM
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If you want to choke someone without killing them make sure you don't crush their trachea, and like Lothar said if they lose consciousness let go and revive them if necessary. It's best not to choke them into unconsciousness.

Yeah, one trick you can use would be a nice thick silk necktie and just make a loose slipknot.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #305 on: May 15, 2009, 05:08:17 PM
well, i mean, how many seconds at a time can you do it? (generally)
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #306 on: May 15, 2009, 08:12:27 PM
i imagine that's different per-person.  you'd probably need to do some empirical tests.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #307 on: May 15, 2009, 10:13:47 PM
I'm seeing clinical trials on the horizon. Like when a certain Texan goes to NYC...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #308 on: May 15, 2009, 10:47:43 PM
Give him some head. put your tongue under it. hahaha

Will do!!! OMG I CAN"T WAIT!!! Why do I have to work so damn much?!?!?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #309 on: May 16, 2009, 04:34:45 AM
well, i mean, how many seconds at a time can you do it? (generally)

Airway constriction takes longer than blood.

Still, I wouldn't go longer than around ten seconds.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #310 on: May 16, 2009, 10:18:34 AM
current sex thought: this morning i woke up to some serious sex noises coming from the other room. my friend james got some strange ass last night for his birthday. i believe her name was "tanika". what the fuck kind of name is that?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #311 on: May 16, 2009, 10:21:06 AM
Ukraine.

or something.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #312 on: May 16, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
kiss me or I'll crush you



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #313 on: May 16, 2009, 10:27:47 AM
who am I to refuse???



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #314 on: May 16, 2009, 02:49:33 PM
believe her name was "tanika". what the fuck kind of name is that?
I don't know which country you're in but I don't think you should ever leave.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #315 on: May 17, 2009, 04:15:35 PM
I think I'm going to go rub a quick one out in the shower before I go to work ...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #316 on: May 17, 2009, 09:51:37 PM
I'm seeing clinical trials on the horizon. Like when a certain Texan goes to NYC...
Psch!
I'm not going to let some girl choke me for her own entertainment!
Even if it IS for science!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #317 on: May 17, 2009, 10:56:30 PM
How selfish of you, denying science like that.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #318 on: May 17, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
Science-forbid he spout such blasphemy.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #319 on: May 18, 2009, 03:50:55 AM
Current sex thoughts:

Opportunities abound.

Thankfully my dreadful dry spell is about to be over. Thursday night I am going to a show with lil "cute" Sasha (just mostly to practice interacting with a woman in person - she has a boyfriend, but she suggested we go to the show and she is actually cool once you peel back her outer layers). Then Friday evening I am taking another girl to another show, and expect that I will almost certainly (odds are better than 90%), have sex with her that night. There's a reason I am giving it such high odds, but I am keeping the reason to myself. Before you speculate, no, J and I are not going out again. Also, she is not an escort or a prostitute - no money will be exchanged for services rendered. In addition to that Friday-night girl, I am working another angle with another attractive lady, who like me, enjoys museums of fine art, travel, fine dining, and a fun time. She just moved here to Austin four weeks ago, and that is my in. 

You guys really did frighten me with regards to J - especially you Danzig - and I have a bit more wisdom now, and won't be so careless in the future. Unfortunately for you, henceforth I will be much more lean on the details of my sexual escapades when posting here.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #320 on: May 18, 2009, 04:03:56 AM
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just mostly to practice interacting with a woman in person

With your hearing I'd recommend lip-reading
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #321 on: May 18, 2009, 07:20:58 AM
working another angle

Thrash is also "working angles"... hmmm...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #322 on: May 18, 2009, 07:37:28 AM
What is it with the "working the angles"?

This aint the fucking WWE, kids... and really, put Dave and Kyle together, and they might make up one leg of Paul Wight. Might.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #323 on: May 18, 2009, 05:58:24 PM
You guys really did frighten me with regards to J - especially you Danzig - and I have a bit more wisdom now, and won't be so careless in the future. Unfortunately for you, henceforth I will be much more lean on the details of my sexual escapades when posting here.

Point taken, I see.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #324 on: May 18, 2009, 06:18:27 PM
current: i obviously need this:




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #325 on: May 18, 2009, 11:01:50 PM
current sex thought: Round 2 is in the making.. Wednesday or Thursday maybe. Can't wait to get my mouth on that cock!!! *drools*




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #326 on: May 19, 2009, 02:52:38 AM
Wait a minute.  I went over to Kyle's house today to borrow his Theremin and when I asked about chicks he did not mention this.  What the fuck Kyle?  You are such a chicken shit!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #327 on: May 19, 2009, 09:22:17 AM
Theramin? He named his dildo Theramin???
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #328 on: May 19, 2009, 09:42:26 AM
Think of the weird noises that would come from it...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #329 on: May 19, 2009, 11:36:59 AM
ahh. makes sense.
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