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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #690 on: June 21, 2009, 02:28:49 AM
W3rd ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #691 on: June 21, 2009, 04:53:33 PM
I'm sick of this depressing situation.. NEW TOPIC!

I was the belle of the ball last night.  I went out in my hot pants onesie and high heels *pics pending*.  My ex being a douche was the best thing that ever happened to me.  I got asked out on a bunch of dates, made out with three guys, and had several more guys profess their love to me.  Good times.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #692 on: June 21, 2009, 05:11:27 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #693 on: June 21, 2009, 05:17:09 PM
Oh and I had anal a couple nights ago, you gonna w3rd that too?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #694 on: June 21, 2009, 05:45:50 PM
Lib aren't you in CP? The place is a fucking pussy factory! Move along...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #695 on: June 21, 2009, 06:26:56 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 21, 2009, 05:17:09 PM
Oh and I had anal a couple nights ago, you gonna w3rd that too?

T3rd?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #696 on: June 21, 2009, 06:42:43 PM
Would you really care if you were getting anal?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #697 on: June 21, 2009, 06:50:57 PM
If the mood strikes me.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #698 on: June 21, 2009, 11:11:28 PM
Douchey ex's are what always propel us forward. Hi 5!

wait wait wait... a onesie?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #699 on: June 21, 2009, 11:20:15 PM
What dont you understand ?..... bottom part, hot pants... top half, anything the designer wanted. onesie = one piece.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #700 on: June 22, 2009, 01:40:15 AM
cst: Tits
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #701 on: June 22, 2009, 02:19:26 AM
My ex wants to drug me up and fuck me for my birthday in a hotel room.  No joke.  Shroom sex.  I think I'm going all in.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #702 on: June 22, 2009, 02:23:35 AM
do it.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #703 on: June 22, 2009, 02:31:09 AM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #704 on: June 22, 2009, 10:17:58 AM
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #705 on: June 22, 2009, 10:51:12 AM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #706 on: June 22, 2009, 01:05:42 PM
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #707 on: June 22, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 21, 2009, 04:53:33 PM
I'm sick of this depressing situation.. NEW TOPIC!

I was the belle of the ball last night.  I went out in my hot pants onesie and high heels *pics pending*.  My ex being a douche was the best thing that ever happened to me.  I got asked out on a bunch of dates, made out with three guys, and had several more guys profess their love to me.  Good times.

When's the part where you tell them you have the herp?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #708 on: June 22, 2009, 02:10:08 PM
CST: Is this what being on Ecstasy is like?

http://www.efukt.com/20455_The_Girl_Who_Cant_Stop_Orgasming.html
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #709 on: June 22, 2009, 10:49:55 PM
Quote from: krapsna on June 22, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 21, 2009, 04:53:33 PM
I'm sick of this depressing situation.. NEW TOPIC!

I was the belle of the ball last night.  I went out in my hot pants onesie and high heels *pics pending*.  My ex being a douche was the best thing that ever happened to me.  I got asked out on a bunch of dates, made out with three guys, and had several more guys profess their love to me.  Good times.

When's the part where you tell them you have the herp?

We're hipsters, we all have the herp and we all know who has it. No one cares.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #710 on: June 22, 2009, 10:50:37 PM
Oh and here's the pic of me in my onesie again, gosh I'm so cute!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #711 on: June 22, 2009, 11:03:56 PM
Lookin' good.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #712 on: June 23, 2009, 12:00:29 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 22, 2009, 10:49:55 PM
Quote from: krapsna on June 22, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 21, 2009, 04:53:33 PM
I'm sick of this depressing situation.. NEW TOPIC!

I was the belle of the ball last night.  I went out in my hot pants onesie and high heels *pics pending*.  My ex being a douche was the best thing that ever happened to me.  I got asked out on a bunch of dates, made out with three guys, and had several more guys profess their love to me.  Good times.

When's the part where you tell them you have the herp?

We're hipsters, we all have the herp and we all know who has it. No one cares.

I forgot that hipsters all have the herp.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #713 on: June 23, 2009, 02:21:00 AM
cst: I developed a headache right before orgasm tonight and it felt like that scene in Scanners.

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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #714 on: June 23, 2009, 02:39:15 AM
Bwa ha ha!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #715 on: June 23, 2009, 02:49:31 AM
Pro tip:

Don't try to fuck your way through the headache unless you like your girl being knocked unconscious by the headboard.




Lame jokes about fucking unconscious girls go below this line:
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #716 on: June 23, 2009, 08:56:35 AM
No lame jokes, just the punchlines.

"Sorry, this will never work between us. PS: Your vagina is in the refrigerator."
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #717 on: June 23, 2009, 09:48:03 AM
Quote from: Lothar on June 23, 2009, 02:21:00 AM
cst: I developed a headache right before orgasm tonight and it felt like that scene in Scanners.

Man, that happened to me a couple of weeks ago. It was terrible.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #718 on: June 23, 2009, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: Lothar on June 23, 2009, 02:21:00 AM
cst: I developed a headache right before orgasm tonight and it felt like that scene in Scanners.

I've had that happen two or three times over the years, it's one of the most awful feelings ever.  It's like your head hurts so bad you want to vomit.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #719 on: June 23, 2009, 10:25:07 AM
Quote from: Libertine on June 23, 2009, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: Lothar on June 23, 2009, 02:21:00 AM
cst: I developed a headache right before orgasm tonight and it felt like that scene in Scanners.

I've had that happen two or three times over the years, it's one of the most awful feelings ever.  It's like your head hurts so bad you want to vomit.


pro-tip: do not vomit
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