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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405075 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #720 on: June 23, 2009, 11:44:41 AM
cst: had great sex last night after a post-dinner, slightly inebriated discussion about our feelings for one another.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #721 on: June 23, 2009, 12:51:04 PM
CST: Did chad ever find out what the dillio was with his girl?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #722 on: June 23, 2009, 01:09:35 PM
he got a headache before he shot his load, probably thinking about the other guy she's fucking.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #723 on: June 23, 2009, 10:17:33 PM
cst: had great sex last night after a post-dinner, slightly inebriated discussion about our feelings for one another.

No good ever comes from this ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #724 on: June 23, 2009, 10:33:14 PM
CST: Did chad ever find out what the dillio was with his girl?

haven't discussed any of my thoughts with her at all.  was thinking about broaching the topic this evening.

thought twice when she called me tonight, her apartment got broken into and robbed, her laptop and wii got stolen, and her door is smashed and some other stuff is ruined.

i'm not going to dump a bunch of drama on top of that.  we definitely have some issues to work out.  it's on me to make some time to do that.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #725 on: June 23, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
so how's that new laptop and wii treating you?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #726 on: June 23, 2009, 10:39:52 PM
well i paid for the wii, so the joke is on me.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #727 on: June 23, 2009, 10:41:12 PM
joke killer     :'(



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #728 on: June 23, 2009, 11:12:58 PM
A baby seal walks into a club ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #729 on: June 24, 2009, 01:13:44 AM
her wii got stolen

zomg, so sad  :'(
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #730 on: June 24, 2009, 01:16:22 AM
I'd rather the WII than all of the games I have ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #731 on: June 24, 2009, 03:37:34 AM
CST- phone sex texting... wtf?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #732 on: June 24, 2009, 08:48:29 AM
I'd rather the WII than all of the games I have ....

Well the thieves who robbed her actually stole the Wii but didn't take any of the games that were sitting in two easily portable (easy to steal) cases right next to the damn thing.

That's like stealing a car and leaving the tires.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #733 on: June 24, 2009, 09:48:23 AM
sexy texts are great when youre in a place where you clearly can't have a filthy conversation. But a text where you're mimicking sex? Not sure I'd get off on that



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #734 on: June 24, 2009, 10:12:17 AM
i like to send naughty texts to my boyfriend when i'm not with him, about what i wish we could be doing to eachother, and/or what dirty little thoughts i'm thinking. stuff like that.

i agree that text-sex seems a little ridiculous.

SMS FROM DANZIG: i am rubbing your nipples with my chubby hands
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: i love how your stubby fingers feel on my skin.
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: .....
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: where are you?? it's been like 7 minutes since your last text?!?!
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: jesus christ dylan: again?? text me back when you wake up.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #735 on: June 24, 2009, 10:13:52 AM
 :D
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #736 on: June 24, 2009, 02:30:37 PM
Ever since I became "available" this one guy has been texting me obsessive texts about my tits.  "I want to cum on your tits : )".. haha.. stuff like that. It's so funny.  And then he asks if I will let him jack off in his car and I say, "no, you have to save it for me," and then he begs and pleads via text.  It's so funny. 



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #737 on: June 24, 2009, 02:33:13 PM
Are you serious?  That's fucking weird.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #738 on: June 24, 2009, 09:53:28 PM
I couldn't make that up!  

I've gotten a reputation around town for being into bdsm as a dom, and lots of hot young hipster guys are now begging me to have them be my sex slave.  Lick my feet, scrub my floors... whatever.  I can't WAIT to get my own place.... *does a little dance*
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #739 on: June 25, 2009, 09:37:48 AM
That whole have some girl be mean to you and not fuck you thing is so alien to me.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #740 on: June 25, 2009, 09:53:20 AM
Well you DO have a strong pimp hand...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #741 on: June 25, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
That whole have some girl be mean to you and not fuck you thing is so alien to me.

Who said I wouldn't fuck them?  I would just fuck them in my own strange little way.




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #742 on: June 25, 2009, 05:06:20 PM
That's a little better.
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KimboFever.com
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #743 on: June 25, 2009, 06:54:00 PM
CST-  I have a boner for the sailor in my Philosophy class.... is that bad?  To have a crush on someone who has a class with you, when you are a grown up?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #744 on: June 26, 2009, 05:27:24 AM
CST-  I have a boner for the sailor in my Philosophy class.... is that bad?  To have a crush on someone who has a class with you, when you are a grown up?

I totally managed to read 'sailor' and think you were talking about Sailor Moon...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #745 on: June 26, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Fucking awesome




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #746 on: June 26, 2009, 10:01:22 AM
HAWT
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #747 on: June 27, 2009, 02:21:05 AM
so sad



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #748 on: June 28, 2009, 10:14:35 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #749 on: June 28, 2009, 10:49:52 AM
where's her butthole?