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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405310 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #990 on: August 16, 2009, 04:01:21 PM
Wouldn't you be more embarrassed fucking a girl while you know you are contagious?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #991 on: August 16, 2009, 04:52:57 PM
Oh, snap!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #992 on: August 16, 2009, 05:01:21 PM
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If you'd stop giving him the "this will weird me out" vibe about period sex he could just throw a towel down and go to town and eat your box and you could both live happily ever after.

I completely agree. Why wait? Just throw a towel down.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #993 on: August 16, 2009, 05:59:55 PM
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If you'd stop giving him the "this will weird me out" vibe about period sex he could just throw a towel down and go to town and eat your box and you could both live happily ever after.

I completely agree. Why wait? Just throw a towel down.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #994 on: August 17, 2009, 12:19:17 AM
I thought you says on the old L-G that smaller cock work best for anal ...

I feel this way. My most recent ex had a really girthy cock and it fucking hurt. Since him I've been ruined on the butt sex. I haven't enjoyed it since. :( Maybe I should give it another go.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #995 on: August 17, 2009, 01:13:52 AM
Well, it can't be with me then ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #996 on: August 17, 2009, 03:29:15 AM
You wish




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #997 on: August 17, 2009, 03:31:46 AM
bwahahahaha
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #998 on: August 17, 2009, 08:31:19 AM
+1 metal pt
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #999 on: August 17, 2009, 08:50:26 AM
srsly
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1000 on: August 17, 2009, 09:59:55 AM
CST: post # 1000 in this thread - I could go for 1000 blowjobs.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1001 on: August 17, 2009, 04:22:22 PM
I think sexually transmitted diseases should be renamed "Love diseases".

Then if someone makes unwanted emotional demands you could say "u got a love disease or sthg dear?"
And they'd go "Errr yuk"
And forget whatever their demand was for flowers, candlelit dinners and really pathetic illogical stuff.
Like monogamy



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1002 on: August 17, 2009, 06:42:17 PM
 You just completely wasted fifty words. There are starving, filthy men in Cuban prisons would kill have fifty words to put on the internet.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1003 on: August 17, 2009, 06:54:23 PM
You just completely wasted fifty words. There are starving, filthy men in Cuban prisons would kill have fifty words to put on the internet.

Now, now, you're just mad because this:

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And forget whatever their demand was for flowers, candlelit dinners and really pathetic illogical stuff.

sounds exactly like something you'd say.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1004 on: August 18, 2009, 09:25:48 AM
sex sex sex



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1005 on: August 18, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1006 on: August 18, 2009, 08:04:07 PM
We need more visuals. My imagination really doesn't do it for me anymore.




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1007 on: August 18, 2009, 10:26:57 PM
Is that what it looks like when your crotch critters start popping?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1008 on: August 19, 2009, 12:41:59 AM
CST: I know a 48 year old virgin! Yes, FOURTY EIGHT. not a typo. Just imagine Kyle, it coulda been you!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1009 on: August 19, 2009, 12:51:05 AM
Yeah he fucked that up too.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1010 on: August 19, 2009, 01:16:24 AM


I wish I were him. That's hot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1011 on: August 19, 2009, 01:38:10 AM
Goddamit.... why?  I'm turning off pictures and videos and everything.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1012 on: August 19, 2009, 01:39:55 AM
I've got fast, precise scrolling down to an art form.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1013 on: August 19, 2009, 01:40:59 AM
I'm going to have to learn your ways since I cannot take away pictures.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1014 on: August 19, 2009, 01:43:25 AM
I've just developed a stout mental callous.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1015 on: August 19, 2009, 04:32:36 AM
You just completely wasted fifty words. There are starving, filthy men in Cuban prisons would kill have fifty words to put on the internet.

47 actually.PLus 15mins for me  to count em
; )



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1016 on: August 19, 2009, 07:19:17 AM
CST: I know a 48 year old virgin! Yes, FOURTY EIGHT. not a typo. Just imagine Kyle, it coulda been you!

Okay, i'll bite. never got laid then was born again ?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1017 on: August 19, 2009, 01:18:50 PM
I knew a woman who was 60, another who was 43, and another in her 50's who were still virgins ...
It's a shame ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1018 on: August 19, 2009, 05:54:17 PM
they must be fucking hags



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1019 on: August 19, 2009, 06:17:06 PM
Not really, actually ...
Religion is the ultimate whore, I guess ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')