that is. maybe i should leave a blowjob/cumshot vid on my boyfriend's computer one of these days. he'd love that i watched something that he loves to watch too. i never before thought about this angle of indirectly turning someone on. thanks krsna! i knew it was a good idea for you to post more sex stuff.

Sex.
I need it.
I miss my boyfriend.
Fuck distance and fuck the law.

You just got a homo point.

that just made me LOL

So just got home. The Propagandhi show was GOOD! Sasha #2 is so uber-cute, and actually pretty funny; especially when she's drunk. We pissed out in front of some random person's SUV in this state parking lot. I called her a dirty fucking girl. Haha. I mean Jesus. Women aren't supposed to pee in public. It's too bad she has a boyfriend. But see, he lives 3 hours away in Dallas so I KNOW she gets the ache. I'm not really sure how to play this correctly, but she said she had a lot of fun and "this was the best concert she's ever been to." We're also going to the Holy Fuck show in a few weeks. Again, it's fine with me if we are nothing more than friends, it's just good to have the practice.

We went to a couple of places after the show - one was fairly lame, and then this place called Beauty Bar (Sasha I am sure you know the place). It was RSVP only, but she got us in. Cool electronic duo inside (forget the name) but she said she was bored, so we walked a bit and left. She got a hot dog from a roach coach and we walked back to the cars. She's cute.

Blah blah. During the show, she handed me her purse and shit and said she was going into the pit. I said cool, have fun. So as I was standing there, rocking to Haillie Sellasse, Up Your Ass this girl climbs up onto the bench I am standing on. Real cute - facial piercings, tattoos, fun looking girl. She starts talking with a couple of dudes next to me and one guy is like "I'm not here to talk to you, I'm here for Propagandhi". (FAG) Anyway she is clearly more than slightly inebriated. She starts leaning back into me, and pretty soon my boner is raging. She kind of looks back at me quickly and then flips her hair and continues pushing back against my dick. Hahaha. Concerts are awesome. That is the second time a chick has leaned back and obviously rubbed on me at a show. (The other was at the Cut Copy show a few months ago). Dirty whore. Anyway, I didn't say a word and she was talking to these dudes about taking her to her car, or some bullshit and I just sat back and ignored her. She went away finally, but it was fun while it lasted.

Funny girl.

Dude, don't tell me you stood at a concert holding some chick's purse.

Bwa ha ha!

Dude, don't tell me you stood at a concert holding some chick's purse, and didnt go through it looking for cash and/or interesting shit to use against her in the future?

See, this is why I like bagman so much. He clearly has nothing but respect for the female gender. I mean, he obviously thinks of females as equal to males in every way! No, he doesn't look at women as mere fuckholes at all.

My thoughts exactly, tricky!

And hahahaha Mosh. Brilliant!

CST: I was supposed to hang out with a MtF transexual tonight. I think she wants to get in my pants but I don't want to get freaky with her. Had to postpone anyawys since I have swine flu now.

This is the best part of the whole story:

"I'm not here to talk to you, I'm here for Propagandhi"

This is the best part of the whole story:

"...and i, bagman, am now going to go out to my driveway, turn on my car, and suck on the tailpipe. goodbye cruel world!"

See, this is why I like bagman so much. He clearly has nothing but respect for the female gender. I mean, he obviously thinks of females as equal to males in every way! No, he doesn't look at women as mere fuckholes at all.

You only "know me" by my posts on a message board. I write the things I do to offend you all, piss y'all off, to shock or disgust you, to make you think I am incredibly creepy; basically to make you hate me. Because in real life, people don't hate me. I have no enemies, because I get along with people. So this is my outlet -- I need to feel hated from somewhere.

In person I am unassuming, nice, relatively mannered, fairly quiet and the complete antithesis to creepy. Ask people who have actually met me. (Sasha, Lucas, Nick, Carolyn)

But you guys thinking I am creepy is actually starting to get to me, and especially the way Zoomie and hip are reacting to my posts. So I won't be posting anymore sex stories, or dick pics for you. I'll become like I am in real-life; apparently boring.

You are really quiet and shy in person... not boring, just quiet.

Nice guys aren't nice.

In person I am unassuming, nice, relatively mannered, fairly quiet and the complete antithesis to creepy. Ask people who have actually met me. (Sasha, Lucas, Nick, Carolyn)

i've heard the quiet ones are usually the creepiest once you get to know the inside of their trunk and emotionally bond with the duct tape over your mouth.

Huh, Sasha #2 texted me a bit after midnight last night (didn't see the msg until now), inviting me out again. Obviously I had other plans.

Now why would somebody invite a creepy guy out? You silly, silly people have it all wrong.

Drunk text.

Desperation.

Oh, I thought somebody was going to say "because she meant to text somebody else."

I found a porno DVD in my computer called "My Favorite Blowjobs". I didn't put it there, my girlfriend did. She was watching blowjob porn. That's hot.

That's very hot. I remarked on more than one occasion that when I think of her one distinct phrase comes to mind: Well-styled electrolux.

Mass text.

Fixed.

^^

lol

CST: Being sick makes all libido fly out the window.

related sex thought:  I love having sex when I'm sick (head/chest colds, or allergies).

I do not. Ever had your dick in a girls vagina while she's coughing? I've been told that this hurts (for the guy).

Never hurt me.

Yeah, whoever told you that is a wuss. Her coughing or sneezing while one is inside feels awesome.

I just diddled my skittle, perhaps this is a sign that I'm feeling better.

Two seconds later I realize that "diddled my skittle" sounds bagman-creepy. Sorry everyone.