Ur from Texas? So that means you must have seen the BEST band out of Plano, Texas.....right? The name of the band is Absu and they are godly.

Ur from Texas? So that means you must have seen the BEST band out of Plano, Texas.....right? The name of the band is Absu and they are godly.

Metal sux.

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Ur

Ur???

Ur

Ur???

Yes, Ur. You know, like,

"UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

 Perhaps yoU aRe?

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FUCK ME, I'M SORRY I USE TWITTER ALL DAY.

What's the point of using Twitter if no one follows you?

I have a ton of fans, Queen Bitch.

So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence.

.....uh, what?

Aren't i the Queen ~ of the Dufii?  Step back, bitch ~ no fucking with my Dufii!

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Dufii = more than One Dufus

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ROFLMFAO!!!

Man, that's pretty strong. I'm curious what ur reaction would b if u read sumthing that wuz actually funny.

Hey, man!

Aren't i the Queen?

The Queen of the Dufii???


Step back, bitch!

You may NOT fuck with my Dufii!!!

You sure aint the Queen of Ians!

It was a Princess Bride quote.. but you didn't get it, so whatever.... once again I failed.

CST-  Remember when I told all of you about how my ex put an ad on craigslist saying that I am a $200/hr incall call girl?  Well this one guy won't leave me alone.  He keeps calling me to tell me that he has saved up yet more money if I am ever interested.  It is up to $4000/hr.  I told him today, because he called again, that I will meet him at a coffee shop for $500.  I couldn't believe that he said he agreed... but get this... he said, "I'll let you borrow the money."  WHAT?!  Does sexual attention just grow on trees?

Damn dude, you better give him the best night of his life.

My gay guy friend said he'd be my pimp if all the guy wanted was like a little pinch tickle or for me to model lingerie.  I told him that if I was a guy I'd want around the world for $4000.

You could get me to do quite a few unpopular tasks for $4000

Is that hourly? Cuz I'll only need about 4 minutes which works out to about $266.00

I can get my hands on that.

hahahahha ...

Ur from Texas? So that means you must have seen the BEST band out of Plano, Texas.....right? The name of the band is Absu and they are godly.

Absu is a solid band, but I don't know about godly. Dreams of godliness, perhaps?

I'm here; it's all ANY of you need!

Ur from Texas? So that means you must have seen the BEST band out of Plano, Texas.....right? The name of the band is Absu and they are godly.

Absu is a solid band, but I don't know about godly. Dreams of godliness, perhaps?

GTFO

I'm here; it's all ANY of you need!

I need you Dave. My asshole has stopped bleeding for the last few hours, and we just can't have that, can we??

Bring it; you know I'm game!

(also, good to see you posting; I actually miss your ass, and the stories about it.)

Post pics

CST-  That guy kept calling me and calling me so I decided to meet up with him.  I met up with him at the grocery store and then flashed him my boobs and he gave me $200, because I didn't feel right taking any more than that.  Easiest $200 I ever made.

Aww, I'm so proud of our Sasha :'-)

Ur from Texas? So that means you must have seen the BEST band out of Plano, Texas.....right? The name of the band is Absu and they are godly.

Absu is a solid band, but I don't know about godly. Dreams of godliness, perhaps?

GTFO

Only two things come from Texas, and I don't see any horns on their heads.