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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405317 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1020 on: August 19, 2009, 06:22:41 PM
Knowing three women who don't fuck is awfully slim evidence for condemning the world's prominent civilizing force. I am of course assuming that by "religion" you are following the typical foolishness of shit-talking Judeo-Christianity.

 Now, on the other hand, if they were Muslims...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1021 on: August 19, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
If they were Muslims what? They should be raped or shot?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1022 on: August 19, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
After living to middle-age in the West, I'm sure all three women, no matter how mcuh a gaggle of old biddies they may be, have done many things which, going by the decrees of Muhammad, would "justify" doing exactly that.

Actually, just by not being Muslim, and therefore of the Dar al-Harb, should they refuse to accept dhimmi status and pay Islam its "protection" money killing them would be considered no more a crime than swatting a fly.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1023 on: August 19, 2009, 10:00:53 PM
Hell I might give up my pagan leanings and convert if it means I can claim all those bodies buried in the desert to a religious rite...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1024 on: August 19, 2009, 11:38:39 PM
CST: I know a 48 year old virgin! Yes, FOURTY EIGHT. not a typo. Just imagine Kyle, it coulda been you!

Though i doubt y'all will ever believe this, Dear was a virgin when we got married.  He was, and IS, a good Christian man, trying to handle someone who keeps getting wrapped up in this world.

IF y'all pray?  Please.  Pray for HIM, okay?  He's even more lost than me, 'cuz i'm all he has, and i'm dying before his very eyes.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1025 on: August 20, 2009, 12:49:00 AM
I knew a woman who was 60, another who was 43, and another in her 50's who were still virgins ...
It's a shame ...

did you get some anal at least?

I don't think I could marry someone without testing the goods first. I mean, maybe if he was like, you can basically do anything to/ with me but put my penis in your vagina.

Oh wait, no. I don't think I could do that. I like fucking.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1026 on: August 20, 2009, 01:03:11 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1027 on: August 20, 2009, 01:13:21 AM
I knew a woman who was 60, another who was 43, and another in her 50's who were still virgins ...
It's a shame ...

did you get some anal at least?

I don't think I could marry someone without testing the goods first. I mean, maybe if he was like, you can basically do anything to/ with me but put my penis in your vagina.

Oh wait, no. I don't think I could do that. I like fucking.

But, of COURSE!  Fucking is pretty far-out!

It's just that i'm older, now, and i know the diff between fucking, having sex, and making love,

and of the three?  i'd rather make love, with all the sensuality, affection, and feelings.  i'm sort of over the thrill of the ride.


And, despite your post ~ you're into giving, too.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1028 on: August 20, 2009, 01:28:45 AM


Oh ...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1029 on: August 20, 2009, 01:30:41 AM
Dahahahaha
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1030 on: August 20, 2009, 02:08:11 AM
Kyle, she's lovely. She is your pale princess.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1031 on: August 20, 2009, 03:30:59 AM
You know what?

If this isn't being too personal ~

who all IS gay, who is Bi, who is straight?

i'm straight ~ boring, but true.

If things had worked out, i'd be gay.

If OTHER things had worked out, i'd be Bi.

Things worked out to me being straight.  Funny how life is...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1032 on: August 20, 2009, 04:56:02 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1033 on: August 20, 2009, 05:53:34 AM


In truth, He doesn't.  He's sorry about that, and He sent Jesus for us sinners.  Sad, but true.

And the SADDEST part of it?  That dude putting that sign up.  WTF is HE???

'Cuz if he considers himself "righteous?"

Jesus didn't come for the likes of him.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1034 on: August 20, 2009, 09:10:44 AM
Romans is in the new testament too



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1035 on: August 20, 2009, 09:15:45 AM
Romans is in the new testament too

Yes, it is.

What, exactly, would you like to address from Romans?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1036 on: August 20, 2009, 09:48:48 AM
I believe that fact that it's in the new testament is what he'd like to address.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1037 on: August 20, 2009, 10:02:06 AM


i want this tee shirt.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1038 on: August 20, 2009, 10:12:19 AM
Death to Rome, bitches...

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1039 on: August 20, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
Ha ha! You and Danzig went to Pennsic together!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1040 on: August 20, 2009, 10:34:19 AM
Death to Rome, bitches...



Now, if that was a J, of primo headies,

he JUST might look a little sexier in that get-up...

Just sayin'...


Although, cum to think of it,

those up-turned nibble-muffins ...

Yeah, i could see myself riding some leather!  rofl
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1041 on: August 20, 2009, 10:39:42 AM
I have that outfit, minus the gay ass UGG boots.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1042 on: August 20, 2009, 10:46:06 AM
I have that outfit, minus the gay ass UGG boots.

Man, where's your imagination???  Those boots, those FEET,

so soft, so sensual, those feathers rubbing your cock,

who CARES who's wearing 'em?  Cripes!

Cum City, here i yam!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1043 on: August 20, 2009, 10:52:08 AM
Yes but without nipple clamps and leather thongs biting into flesh there's no fun.

BTW there are pics of me in garb posted someplace on this site. Unless Luke took 'em down...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1044 on: August 20, 2009, 10:59:41 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1045 on: August 20, 2009, 11:01:26 PM
BTW there are pics of me in garb posted someplace on this site. Unless Luke took 'em down...

Doesn't matter if he did. They're on 3 different hard drives now.




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1046 on: August 20, 2009, 11:02:48 PM
that science fair pic is the highlight of my week
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1047 on: August 21, 2009, 12:12:05 AM
So...

let me get this all straight.

You're a Viking dude, with a teeny weenie, and a , errr,  ummm,

kind  of, sort  of horny hat?

You know, Zoomie?  i may have to rethink this whole running off to another state stuff...

rofl
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1048 on: August 21, 2009, 12:17:49 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1049 on: August 21, 2009, 05:29:34 AM
The Westboro clan decided to come to my hometown and protest a funeral for a good friend of mine that got himself deactivated in Afghanistan.

The official police report stated that a particular member fell multiple times face first into their van.
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