That's Pinky Tuscadero, cretin.

I know. You got a better Tuscadero, I'd like to see it.

Stumblin In

New CST:

She's kinda boyish, don't you think?

It's a man.  I know, because I've seen his disco stick.

You've SEEN Suzi Quatro's penis???

OK that's three things you have that make me a little jealous.

I'VE SEEN EVERYONE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

My gonads are so big. a fully grown man can stand inside them and roll around

Is that person wearing purple hammer pants?

CST - Ladyhawke

Meh, they didn't even use fake accents...

I'VE SEEN EVERYONE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

You lose, mine are still top secret. And by secret I mean, well. Shit. Balls is balls after all. I guess not that secret.

I'VE SEEN EVERYONE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

Nuh uh!

She's got eyes under her chin!

what if you opened your eyes under your chin and looked up at the balls of the dick you're sucking and saw two little testicle eyes staring back at your chin eyes??

that would be messed up.

I'm definately buying little eyeball stickers now.

After you get the eyeball stickers, take pics of what you do with them and then send them to Kyle.  Remember, being nice is free.

I met a girl last night and we were digging each other.  But then her drunk friend got clingy on her, and they went for a walk.

I waited a bit, but eventually got bored and figured "there are other girls out there."  Took my friends somewhere else for more drinks.

CST:  Probably should've made a better choice and tried to get laid.  What could have possibly made me leave a good thing like that?

I think you've probably been single for too long. You're getting bored of the chase. It happened to me after I was single for a few years. I'd be in, but would lose interest and not bother closing the deal. Several nights I found myself at home at about 3 or 4am, wondering why the fuck I was there alone when I didn't have to be.

I feel you; I HAVE A GIRL though, and we're OPEN, so, I can do what I want ...
However, I find that since she's an incredible lay, I meet others, I just give fuck-all about closing the deal ...

... beforehand, I'd always close it

*shrug*

Luke met a girl.  Aw.

CT-  I decided to ignore my ex boyfriend finally.  He's going to cancel my health insurance Monday.  Today is a new day in the life of me.

The dawn of a new age: "Safety First"

Luke met a girl.  Aw.

CT-  I decided to ignore my ex boyfriend finally.  He's going to cancel my health insurance Monday.  Today is a new day in the life of me.

It's about time ...
Good for you ...

The dawn of a new age: "Safety First"

I just ...
I can't help but recheck myself with the fact that I've been agreeing with you more and more lately ...

I need a vacation ...

Luke met a girl.  Aw.

Whole lot of good it did me.

It didn't do you any good because you lack the proper game.  *Gasp*  Bagman has more game than you!

Plus he's incredible in bed.

How would you know?

Haven't you kept up? Kyle's a sexual dynamo!