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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

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Swine Flu on: April 27, 2009, 05:05:38 PM
We're all crawling with disease in the New World.

So who wants me to cough in a handkerchief and send it to our friends overseas ala pox blankets?
« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 05:08:54 PM by The Geek »
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 05:21:21 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Swine Flu Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 04:07:42 AM
Me please me please me please...
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 11:56:47 AM
I love the use of the word swine. When was the last time you could use that word in serious conversation?

Swine.

Awesome.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 02:44:18 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 11:56:47 AM
I love the use of the word swine. When was the last time you could use that word in serious conversation?

You mean other than when talking about five-oh?
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Haha. Good call.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 02:49:30 PM
I've had a sinus infection for like a week and a half.  Should I self-quarantine?
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Swine Flu Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 07:21:51 PM
The viruses contain genetic pieces from four different virus sources...

North American swine influenza
North American avian influenza
human influenza
Asia and Europe swine influenza

I found that interesting.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 07:26:33 PM
Pigs who have been eating bird shit...then live exported..breeding or pig to pig transfer...then to human ? hmm. Thats my first guess.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Swine Flu Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
Nah, gov't conspiracy.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
The gov owns the meds  ? .. Follow the money.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Swine Flu Reply #11 on: April 28, 2009, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 28, 2009, 07:26:33 PM
Pigs who have been eating bird shit...then live exported..breeding or pig to pig transfer...then to human ? hmm. Thats my first guess.
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/world-health-organization-raises-pandemic-alert-level.ars
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Pigs are a common host for generating mixed-lineage viruses such as the current one, as they have a sugar combination that allows them to play host to both avian and mammalian viral strains.

Also (reference for the prior post's informational source):
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/understanding-the-outbreak-an-influenza-biology-primer.ars
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 07:34:30 PM by eitje »
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #12 on: April 28, 2009, 07:35:39 PM
Virology is honestly fascinating. The more biology a person learns the more bullshit like creationism falls away. I encourage all interest in biology.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #13 on: April 28, 2009, 07:39:12 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 07:35:39 PM
Virology is honestly fascinating. The more biology a person learns the more bullshit like creationism falls away. I encourage all interest in biology.
So, If I can't thank god for eitje.... I guess I have to thank the chicken.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 07:41:13 PM by homeless-joe »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Swine Flu Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 07:49:27 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 07:35:39 PM
Virology is honestly fascinating.
Had it not been for "Drug Wars" on the TI-82, I would have gone into virology.  I was specifically interested in bacteriophages.

(The BASIC language on the TI-82 was slightly different from the BASIC used by the TI-85.  So, when a friend copied the game onto my calculator, it didn't work.  I decided to try to fix it, however, which showed me that programming computers was pretty easy.)
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #15 on: April 28, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
Ah the TI-82. I think I may be the only person to have ever completed The TI-82 Legend of Zelda. It was a truly horrible game. I certainly wouldn't have been plying it if I didn't have Orgo to study.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #16 on: April 28, 2009, 08:40:00 PM
I started using a TI-82 in the 5th grade and have been ever since (TI-83 now) and I'm 24 now.  I can still program on it very well.  Whenever I take math/science courses or work with numbers I always write programs to do the busy work for me so I can just plug and chug faster.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #17 on: April 28, 2009, 09:03:48 PM
I think the TI-83 is basically the love-child of the 82 (usability) and the 85 (power).

Here's an app you guys will like:
http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/84/8442.html

I'll post it in the "free downloads" section as well.
It needs a ROM, but you can find those everywhere, these days.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #18 on: April 28, 2009, 09:05:49 PM
Nerds.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #19 on: April 28, 2009, 09:16:35 PM
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Swine Flu Reply #20 on: April 28, 2009, 09:18:37 PM
my husband kinda looks like robert carradine when he doesn't have a goatee.

i had a TI-85. i thought it was NEATO.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #21 on: April 28, 2009, 09:56:24 PM
Did we really need a third thread on this subject?

OMG SWINE FLU IS GONNA GET US ALL!!!! PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!! THE ONLY VACCINE IS LOTS OF DXM!!!!
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #22 on: April 28, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
the meds suply outstrips the demand in a true pandemic.... so yeah, you might want to panic next week.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Swine Flu Reply #23 on: April 28, 2009, 10:00:28 PM
This thread is plainly about calculators, danzig.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #24 on: April 28, 2009, 10:02:15 PM
Plainly? You mean "clearly"? I am teh eitja cannot no speak clean england.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #25 on: April 28, 2009, 10:06:35 PM
Shut up hip.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Swine Flu Reply #26 on: April 28, 2009, 10:07:02 PM
What's wrong with "plainly"?
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #27 on: April 28, 2009, 10:47:17 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 10:07:02 PM
What's wrong with "plainly"?
Google says "nothing".
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #28 on: April 29, 2009, 12:39:35 AM
Although, let me say I enjoyed the fact that Danzig was able to get so close to the edge of incomprehensibility there. Good show in a way.

Now back to the main topic: I had a TI-82 dongle for a while that could be used to dl games. I actually don't know where my TI-82 is at the moment. Good summer project for me.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #29 on: April 29, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
Fuck the dictionary.
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