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How long... on: May 03, 2009, 01:55:52 AM
...does one go without having sex before they officially become a virgin again, so to speak? Haha.  I want everyone's opinion.  How long is the point where you say "Fuck, dude, that's a long fucking time".
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Re: How long... Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 01:58:46 AM
You can't ever get it back.
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Re: How long... Reply #2 on: May 03, 2009, 02:02:11 AM
Well that's good to know.
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Re: How long... Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 02:05:52 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 01:55:52 AM
...does one go without having sex before they officially become a virgin again, so to speak? Haha.  I want everyone's opinion.  How long is the point where you say "Fuck, dude, that's a long fucking time".

Just how high are you tonight?

High enough to eat this kid's wet, soppy turd?



The answer is never. At least on this planet, in this time. Wherever you're at, maybe you are a virgin again every day.
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Re: How long... Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 03:18:16 AM
I think you'd have to live long enough to have your hymen grow back, like 50 years.
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Re: How long... Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 03:19:52 AM
Ok, nix the virgin comment, I didn't mean fucking literally.
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Re: How long... Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 05:55:44 AM
Sooo, how long before you get nervous about what your going to do ? Something like that ?
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Re: How long... Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 06:00:53 AM
How long SHOULD it be before I get nervous.
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Re: How long... Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 06:03:24 AM
~shrug. It's never gotten to that point with me. Not about the sex part. Being weird about my body on the other hand, that happens all the time. What are you more nervous about ? The sex or you.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: How long... Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 06:08:49 AM
well, what's the longest for everyone that's NOT been nervous for the next time??

At the least, the maximum of those responses will set a lower-bound for danzig.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2009, 06:09:14 AM by eitje »
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Re: How long... Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 06:09:36 AM
Damm your logic !
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: How long... Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 06:14:26 AM
mins and maxes
death and taxes
loop-de-loops unfold...
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Re: How long... Reply #12 on: May 03, 2009, 10:07:36 AM
i am always nervous the first time i'm about to get frisky with someone new.
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Re: How long... Reply #13 on: May 03, 2009, 10:26:32 AM
You guys are about as useless as Paula Poundstone's vibrator.
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Re: How long... Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009, 10:28:40 AM
If the OP question is something you are thinking of because you havent been laid in awhile... then it's been too long.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: How long... Reply #15 on: May 03, 2009, 10:35:50 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 10:28:40 AM
If the OP question is something you are thinking of because you havent been laid in awhile... then it's been too long.

It's been a while, but I'm not freaking out about it yet.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2009, 10:36:10 AM by Drugmoth »
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Re: How long... Reply #16 on: May 03, 2009, 04:05:15 PM
...is your cock?

Gigantic.
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Re: How long... Reply #17 on: May 03, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
I'm happy with my cock size, TYVM.
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Re: How long... Reply #18 on: May 04, 2009, 10:51:38 AM
that's nice, tiny
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Re: How long... Reply #19 on: May 04, 2009, 05:49:46 PM
I didn't get laid from age 16 to 18. Does that count?
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Re: How long... Reply #20 on: May 04, 2009, 05:51:39 PM
Stop using military time ! I hate doing conversions.
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Re: How long... Reply #21 on: May 04, 2009, 06:17:21 PM
The longest I have gone without sex is 2 months.  I have been consistently getting down since I was 15.  But now I think I will probably have a dry spell because all the guys that are single are trolls.
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Re: How long... Reply #22 on: May 04, 2009, 07:17:25 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
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Re: How long... Reply #23 on: May 04, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
There are more important things.
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Re: How long... Reply #24 on: May 05, 2009, 12:40:29 AM
well, yeah, i mean - i just don't want to be in the same group as the other single guys.  :P
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Re: How long... Reply #25 on: May 05, 2009, 12:41:09 AM
... or trolls, for that matter
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Re: How long... Reply #26 on: May 05, 2009, 01:00:57 AM
Quote from: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 12:41:09 AM
... or trolls, for that matter
that was implied!
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Re: How long... Reply #27 on: May 05, 2009, 01:02:34 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
There are more important things.

ZOOMIE was the only person in the thread to make me feel better?  What bizarro universe am I living in?!
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Re: How long... Reply #28 on: May 05, 2009, 01:04:00 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 05, 2009, 01:02:34 AM
ZOOMIE was the only person in the thread to make me feel better?  What bizarro universe am I living in?!
In a world perpendicular to Tru's world, where everything everyone says is for you and you alone!
« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 01:10:47 AM by eitje »
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Re: How long... Reply #29 on: May 05, 2009, 08:17:42 PM
I think 4-6 months was my longest spell. Way back at the start.

I think after 1 year you're allowed to go to a hooker and not be laughed at
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