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Matt and Kim(Read 14392 times)
Re: Matt and Kim Reply #30 on: May 05, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
Next, you're going to tell me that this story is true:


IT IS!!! I WAS THERE!



Re: Matt and Kim Reply #31 on: May 05, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
"Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts."

"This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact."
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Re: Matt and Kim Reply #32 on: May 05, 2009, 04:00:59 PM
My grandma used to have a stack of those trash rags 18 feet high in her house when I went to visit her as a kid.  She thought it was the god's honest truth.

If anyone has seen Men In Black, We have to go read about this in the REAL NEWS.
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Re: Matt and Kim Reply #33 on: May 05, 2009, 04:12:37 PM
"Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts."

"This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact."

What is that from?
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Re: Matt and Kim Reply #34 on: May 05, 2009, 04:25:00 PM
So I Married An Axe Murderer

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Re: Matt and Kim Reply #35 on: May 05, 2009, 04:26:56 PM
Ahahaha this is the best part:

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Re: Matt and Kim Reply #36 on: May 05, 2009, 10:28:18 PM



Re: Matt and Kim Reply #37 on: May 05, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
really? they are citing the new york post. you're just gonna believe that? alrighty.
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Re: Matt and Kim Reply #38 on: May 06, 2009, 12:12:41 AM
I WANT TO BELIEVE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!



Re: Matt and Kim Reply #39 on: May 08, 2009, 08:24:29 AM
I have a Weekly World News Tshirt.

Its awesome.