If the glove is thick enough I guess you wouldnt feel your hand. Though... It'd look like you were getting a handjob from Micky Mouse.
Next, you're going to tell me that this story is true:
"Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.""This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact."