at my office. She showed up a month after I did wearing a tight business suit and glasses and that was that as far as I was concerned

Aww Si that's such a nice story.

so the pictures did not depict an impossibly cute, petite asian girl?

Nope, just an impossibly cute, slim but not skinny, taller than I am by a half inch, very-mixed-race girl.

Aww Si that's such a nice story.

TONKA!

Mighty dump, that sounds about right.

Randomly, on ICQ. He was looking for people (chicks) who had similar interests, music-wise.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php

hahahaha.
Thats was fucking classic.

we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date 

You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...

That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you

I stalked mine until I abducted her.

She lives in a crate. I only let her out on special occasions.

I got out.

Zoomie killed his last partner.

I guess that's why she doesn't post anymore.




I met my main man at a bar...we were introduced by friends.

we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date 

You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...

That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you

I just feel like I'd say no to the suggestion of a wedding as a first date. That's not something I'd go to unless I knew the people getting married or my longtime partner knew the people getting married. Even then, wedding suck.

Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!

almost did that in September!

I play in an orchestra with my current

I never dip my pen in company ink; that includes ones I jam with ...

Everyone else ...
... cover your anuses!

So how'd you meet Brooke?

She AIM'd me accidentally from her friend's computer/AIM list ...
We went from there ...

I typically agree, thrash, but this one is completely different.

Oh, I'm not questioning your (professional) ethics, I was just stating mine ...

Rock hard, get some, move on ...

The suicidal teenager section of Craigslist.

I never dip my pen in company ink; that includes ones I jam with ...

I thought long and hard before approaching her, because if it goes wrong then you're still sitting in the same office.

Then I heard her sing and most of my reason went out the window

Understood ...

I stalked mine until I abducted her.

She lives in a crate. I only let her out on special occasions.

I got out.

Damn, I was wondering why it was so quiet.

Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!

Someone you know, or just any random funeral?

Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!

Someone you know, or just any random funeral?

So, ah were you good friends with the deceased?

You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...
That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you

yes, it did.

edit: was i rolling my face off that day or something? to write such a fuckpile of mush like that? jesus.

Well, the one I was with today was from Facebook but I knew him from awhile back.

My last one I met on an online game (I'm such a fucking geek.)

What are you talking about "geek"?  Most of the people on here only meet their dates online.  You are average.

Yeah, when "shooting the shit" with a bunch of people you "hang out with" at an "online community" I don't think you can really feel too bad about having met someone you "had sex with" online.

I had some of the best sex thanks to anti-social.