Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Zoomie, that's really odd. Why should she blur out nips?
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
blah blah blah, whore (sorry, couldn't resist (oYo)
blah blah blah, whore (sorry, couldn't resist (oYo)edit: adjusted boobs/title.