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Masturbation Conversation.(Read 9298 times)
Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #30 on: May 07, 2009, 09:40:04 AM
that wont do anything unless the clamps pierce the skin.
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #31 on: May 07, 2009, 01:22:09 PM
make sure you pierce the areola.
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #32 on: May 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
Whenever the mood strikes, when appropriate, and I don't know wtf I think about ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #33 on: May 08, 2009, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
Whenever the mood strikes, when appropriate, and I don't know wtf I think about ....

Ahha. I know the truth.. It's whenever I post, whatever time of day or night, and about ramming my ass like it's never been rammed before.
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #34 on: May 12, 2009, 08:22:11 AM
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #35 on: May 12, 2009, 04:28:17 PM
My buddy said "I was jerking it at YouPorn the other day and scrolled down and saw they needed a web developer.  So I finished up then applied for the job and sent them my portfolio."
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #36 on: May 12, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
Whenever the mood strikes, when appropriate, and I don't know wtf I think about ....

Ahha. I know the truth.. It's whenever I post, whatever time of day or night, and about ramming my ass like it's never been rammed before.

I guess I can't deny this ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #37 on: May 12, 2009, 06:33:13 PM
You're doing it right now.... aren't you??

I bet you have such a big load for me this afternoon... *bends over and awaits it*
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #38 on: May 13, 2009, 12:42:31 AM
Joygasm, let me say this: Thrash is a lot of talk but no walk. Good luck, may I suggest finding someone who isn't Thrash to do you.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #39 on: May 13, 2009, 03:28:21 AM
Quote from: tricky on May 13, 2009, 12:42:31 AM
Good luck, may I suggest finding someone who isn't Thrash to do you.
..... because he's already taken. *wink to tricky*
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #40 on: May 13, 2009, 07:30:01 AM
Nope, because he never leaves FL. And I bet if she came to FL to visit him, he'd somehow not see her. Thrash is weird!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #41 on: May 13, 2009, 07:43:35 AM
We've been teasing each other for years now. I'm awaiting the day when he can't resist (meaning I have to find him and strap him down).
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #42 on: May 13, 2009, 09:24:45 AM
You'd probably have to show up at his doorstep unannounced.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #43 on: May 13, 2009, 01:16:39 PM
Yeah, what's a stalking charge between online friends anyways??
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #44 on: May 13, 2009, 03:31:47 PM
That's not stalking, that's just being friendly!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #45 on: May 13, 2009, 08:46:55 PM
yeah, showing up unannounced (or when you're told not to come) is always welcome!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #46 on: May 13, 2009, 11:23:51 PM
Ohhh burn on tricky!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #47 on: May 13, 2009, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: eitje on May 13, 2009, 08:46:55 PM
yeah, showing up unannounced (or when you're told not to come) is always welcome!

Well, he has told me to cum on numerous occassions...
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Re: Masturbation Conversation. Reply #48 on: May 14, 2009, 12:26:49 AM
Then I think you're entitled.
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Like yours.  Only different.

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