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Re: Public Sex Reply #30 on: May 10, 2009, 01:31:26 PM
Picnic table I've done. Bench in a little kiddie's playground (at like 3am, not surrounded by kids!) I've done.

Dumpster doesn't appeal.

Oh and the best beach-fuckin' is in about shoulder-depth water so the beach can be crowded and nobody even knows.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #31 on: May 10, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".
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Re: Public Sex Reply #32 on: May 10, 2009, 02:48:12 PM
So, there was only one kid ?
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Re: Public Sex Reply #33 on: May 10, 2009, 05:28:15 PM
Bench in a little kiddie's playground (at like 3am, not surrounded by kids!) I've done.
So, there was only one kid ?

NOW THAT'S FUNNY.  :D
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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Public Sex Reply #34 on: May 10, 2009, 05:34:11 PM
Nah, 2 kids. That doesn't count as surrounded, does it?
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Re: Public Sex Reply #35 on: May 10, 2009, 05:34:32 PM
That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?
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Re: Public Sex Reply #36 on: May 10, 2009, 05:37:01 PM
Nah, 2 kids. That doesn't count as surrounded, does it?

Depends on how fat they were.  You do get alot of American tourists up there. hmm...
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Re: Public Sex Reply #37 on: May 10, 2009, 05:43:20 PM
Actually, pretty much none (this was in a very rural mountain town in the foothills of the Pyrenees). Lotta French and German tourists though.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #38 on: May 10, 2009, 05:47:34 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Public Sex Reply #39 on: May 11, 2009, 03:20:32 AM
That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #40 on: May 11, 2009, 10:17:21 AM
That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

this definitely happened to me.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #41 on: May 11, 2009, 10:19:40 AM
How much? Like a few grains or the entire beach?
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Re: Public Sex Reply #42 on: May 11, 2009, 10:22:27 AM
How much? Like a few grains or the entire beach?

wait, i forgot i'm still not talking to you. damnit!

(like, enough to give me a urinary tract infection, so i guess technically it was sand in my urethra.)
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Re: Public Sex Reply #43 on: May 11, 2009, 10:24:21 AM
What part of random do you not understand?  I literally flipped a coin.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #44 on: May 11, 2009, 10:27:47 AM
What part of random do you not understand?  I literally flipped a coin.

the part where you lie because no one will know any better, you asswipe!
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Re: Public Sex Reply #45 on: May 11, 2009, 10:30:07 AM
I am not arguing with youuuuuuuuu.

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Well, maybe I will a little.  It wouldn't be a contest if I had outright picked my favorite person, now would it?  And you don't have to believe me, it doesn't matter.  Keep throwing your temper tantrum.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #46 on: May 11, 2009, 11:23:29 AM
what's the wacky sex term for the crude thing you do on the beach on a beach? screaming seagull or something? or is that when you cum in her mouth and do or say something right away so she spits it out and screams... dammit, brain! think!



Re: Public Sex Reply #47 on: May 11, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
Hahaha, whatever Screaming Seagull is, it sounds awesome!
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Re: Public Sex Reply #48 on: May 11, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.

Shoulder-depth water means the water's not sandy.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #49 on: May 11, 2009, 01:34:24 PM
WTF is that supposed to mean?
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Re: Public Sex Reply #50 on: May 11, 2009, 01:42:06 PM
Oh and the best beach-fuckin' is in about shoulder-depth water so the beach can be crowded and nobody even knows.

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.

Shoulder-depth water means the water's not sandy.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #51 on: May 11, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
Also, I don't think your beaches are like my beaches.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #52 on: May 11, 2009, 01:50:53 PM
« Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 01:53:12 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Public Sex Reply #53 on: May 11, 2009, 01:54:31 PM
You call that a beach...THIS is a beach...
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Re: Public Sex Reply #56 on: May 11, 2009, 02:14:03 PM
Yeah, obviously you're gonna have way better beaches.  The closest thing I came to that was Florida beaches, which were pretty sweet and very similar.
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Re: Public Sex Reply #57 on: May 11, 2009, 02:15:39 PM
Goodwill parking lot, in the woods



Re: Public Sex Reply #58 on: May 11, 2009, 02:34:32 PM
Goodwill parking lot?  Like, in the Goodwill clothes bin?
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Re: Public Sex Reply #59 on: May 11, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
Goodwill parking lot?  Like, in the Goodwill clothes bin?

In my car, but in the Goodwill parking lot.