Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Bench in a little kiddie's playground (at like 3am, not surrounded by kids!) I've done.
So, there was only one kid ?
That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".
Nah, 2 kids. That doesn't count as surrounded, does it?
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 01:40:52 PMThat puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".Have you ever been to a beach?
How much? Like a few grains or the entire beach?
What part of random do you not understand? I literally flipped a coin.
Quote from: FAH-Q on May 10, 2009, 05:34:32 PMQuote from: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 01:40:52 PMThat puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".Have you ever been to a beach?I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.
Oh and the best beach-fuckin' is in about shoulder-depth water so the beach can be crowded and nobody even knows.
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 11, 2009, 03:20:32 AMQuote from: FAH-Q on May 10, 2009, 05:34:32 PMQuote from: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 01:40:52 PMThat puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".Have you ever been to a beach?I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.Shoulder-depth water means the water's not sandy.
Goodwill parking lot? Like, in the Goodwill clothes bin?