Picnic table I've done. Bench in a little kiddie's playground (at like 3am, not surrounded by kids!) I've done.

Dumpster doesn't appeal.

Oh and the best beach-fuckin' is in about shoulder-depth water so the beach can be crowded and nobody even knows.

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

So, there was only one kid ?

Bench in a little kiddie's playground (at like 3am, not surrounded by kids!) I've done.

So, there was only one kid ?

NOW THAT'S FUNNY. 

Nah, 2 kids. That doesn't count as surrounded, does it?

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

Nah, 2 kids. That doesn't count as surrounded, does it?

Depends on how fat they were.  You do get alot of American tourists up there. hmm...

Actually, pretty much none (this was in a very rural mountain town in the foothills of the Pyrenees). Lotta French and German tourists though.

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

this definitely happened to me.

How much? Like a few grains or the entire beach?

How much? Like a few grains or the entire beach?

wait, i forgot i'm still not talking to you. damnit!

(like, enough to give me a urinary tract infection, so i guess technically it was sand in my urethra.)

What part of random do you not understand?  I literally flipped a coin.

What part of random do you not understand?  I literally flipped a coin.

the part where you lie because no one will know any better, you asswipe!

I am not arguing with youuuuuuuuu.

*EDIT

Well, maybe I will a little.  It wouldn't be a contest if I had outright picked my favorite person, now would it?  And you don't have to believe me, it doesn't matter.  Keep throwing your temper tantrum.

what's the wacky sex term for the crude thing you do on the beach on a beach? screaming seagull or something? or is that when you cum in her mouth and do or say something right away so she spits it out and screams... dammit, brain! think!

Hahaha, whatever Screaming Seagull is, it sounds awesome!

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.

Shoulder-depth water means the water's not sandy.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

Oh and the best beach-fuckin' is in about shoulder-depth water so the beach can be crowded and nobody even knows.

That puts a whole new spin on "Do you have sand in your vagina?".

Have you ever been to a beach?

I live in fucking Maine, of course I have.

Shoulder-depth water means the water's not sandy.

Also, I don't think your beaches are like my beaches.

You call that a beach...THIS is a beach...

Sorry: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=maine+beach&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=beaches+antigua&aq=f&oq=

Yeah, obviously you're gonna have way better beaches.  The closest thing I came to that was Florida beaches, which were pretty sweet and very similar.

Goodwill parking lot, in the woods

Goodwill parking lot?  Like, in the Goodwill clothes bin?

Goodwill parking lot?  Like, in the Goodwill clothes bin?

In my car, but in the Goodwill parking lot.