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have you considered that you might be one of those people that's constantly aroused?
i've heard it's a real medical condition!

And I'll be more than happy to be the cure.

there IS no cure, dude!
these ladies, they get off, and then they immediately feel the desire for more.
i have to imagine that would be a painful existence, unless you worked in a whore house.

The IS a cure......more cowbell.

that's only if she has a fever!

more cowbell is the solution to almost anything in this life.

i hate you, danzig.

have you considered that you might be one of those people that's constantly aroused?
i've heard it's a real medical condition!

It may be a real medical condition.. but it's a fucking fun one!!!

more cowbell is the solution to almost anything in this life.

i hate you, danzig.

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there IS no cure, dude!
these ladies, they get off, and then they immediately feel the desire for more.
i have to imagine that would be a painful existence, unless you worked in a whore house.

It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to molest on a daily basis... someone that's NOT married and would like to fuck atleast 3 times a day. That's all I need.

And yes everything needs more cowbell...

Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around.  Mind if I just fuck you for one day, all day, then never see you again?

That's all I ever wanted

I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.

I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.

heh, eye.


heh

Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. Mind if I just fuck you for one day, all day, then never see you again?

Actually that's how I prefer it... living in a beach resort town has it's perks for a gal like me.

It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to molest on a daily basis... someone that's NOT married and would like to fuck atleast 3 times a day. That's all I need.

I was just saying I wouldn't be SO bad off horny if I had a constant fuck buddy. I'm not with mine anymore so I'm a lil worse than usual.

Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. 

Wait, I just realized... are you saying it would be a chore for you to get hard 3 times a day and just lay there??

It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to molest on a daily basis... someone that's NOT married and would like to fuck atleast 3 times a day. That's all I need.

Doesn't exist.  I too am one of those chicks that needs sex three-five times a day, even on the rag, and I have yet to meet a guy who can satisfy that urge.  I will meet a guy and we will have sex all the time at first, and I will be all like "fuck ya! someone that can hang!", and then all of a sudden HE starts getting headaches or HE can't keep it up because he had too big of a dinner or HE'S too tired.  wah wah wah. 

There is only ONE guy that I have ever dated that had sex with me 10+ times a day.  This guy looked like a seventies porn star and he fucked like one too.

The only problem was, he told me that he had just got a divorce from his wife who lived in la.... when she rolled into town I found out they were still married.

There is only ONE guy that I have ever dated that had sex with me 10+ times a day.

how'd you have time to do anything else??

There is only ONE guy that I have ever dated that had sex with me 10+ times a day.

how'd you have time to do anything else??

maybe they can both get theirs with no foreplay and ten seconds of humping like jackrabbits.

So, what have you guys been looking for in porn recently?

"Neck Beard" has brought me no joy.

The only problem was, he told me that he had just got a divorce from his wife who lived in la.... when she rolled into town I found out they were still married.

< rant>
Just like the one I had that could go rounds... only his wife was in Houston. That fucking lying Texas prick.. hope she finds out he likes the fellas too. < /rant>

Ah ha! You are thrash!

Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. 

Wait, I just realized... are you saying it would be a chore for you to get hard 3 times a day and just lay there??

It would be a chore to constantly have some bitch all over me when I'm trying to watch AOTS in peace.  Unless you can suck quietly while I'm doing said task.

sasha: who's the sexy looking beast in the background? i'd love for him to rub his early-80's era ann wilson style curls all over me.

That's Trevor.  He's in a band called "The Lions."  He is known as having a stache that the ladies like to ride.  Anyone that rides it is dubbed as a moustache rider for the rest of their days.


When I was with that guy that I had sex with ten times a day, we would have sex from 6pm-3am straight... six out of seven days a week.  If we went out to a bar, we'd fuck in the bathroom or in his car.  The pic of him and I above was at a Thanksgiving dinner that my friend Trevor hosted.  While I was cooking in the kitchen, Tom would come in and lift my skirt and just fuck me while I whipped the mashed potatoes and nobody knew because we would block the kitchen door with this cabinet.   Ahhh sexy memories are nice.  In all honestly though... I think he took boner pills to keep up.

Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. 

Wait, I just realized... are you saying it would be a chore for you to get hard 3 times a day and just lay there??

It would be a chore to constantly have some bitch all over me when I'm trying to watch AOTS in peace.  Unless you can suck quietly while I'm doing said task.

I totally understand and yes I can suck quietly...

or I can go into another room and frig the shit outta myself while you're busy... you're pick!

Sometimes I just have to watch Around The Net.  I don't expect a lady to understand.

Well, I'm not your everyday lady so...

And come on, I can't miss Around The Net.  Look what it provided today!
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/aroundthenet/66810/Earthquake-Cat-Crosses-the-Line.html

I spent 3 months in the US in '92. Had just started going out with a girl prior to travelling.

Anyways, the day I got back to Oz, we fucked for 14 hours straight. No pills were used or required.

That wasnt bad. I wish I was 24 again.