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Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.


What's your fave thing to search on porn sites?(Read 13617 times)
Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #30 on: May 17, 2009, 04:35:31 PM
Currently searching: bagel bumping



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #31 on: May 17, 2009, 09:56:21 PM
have you considered that you might be one of those people that's constantly aroused?
i've heard it's a real medical condition!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #32 on: May 17, 2009, 09:58:54 PM
And I'll be more than happy to be the cure.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #33 on: May 17, 2009, 10:28:00 PM
there IS no cure, dude!
these ladies, they get off, and then they immediately feel the desire for more.
i have to imagine that would be a painful existence, unless you worked in a whore house.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #34 on: May 17, 2009, 10:31:40 PM
The IS a cure......more cowbell.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #35 on: May 17, 2009, 10:35:06 PM
that's only if she has a fever!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #36 on: May 18, 2009, 01:25:01 AM
more cowbell is the solution to almost anything in this life.

i hate you, danzig.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #37 on: May 18, 2009, 01:39:21 AM
have you considered that you might be one of those people that's constantly aroused?
i've heard it's a real medical condition!

It may be a real medical condition.. but it's a fucking fun one!!!



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #38 on: May 18, 2009, 01:48:36 AM
more cowbell is the solution to almost anything in this life.

i hate you, danzig.

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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #39 on: May 18, 2009, 02:05:07 AM
there IS no cure, dude!
these ladies, they get off, and then they immediately feel the desire for more.
i have to imagine that would be a painful existence, unless you worked in a whore house.

It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to molest on a daily basis... someone that's NOT married and would like to fuck atleast 3 times a day. That's all I need.

And yes everything needs more cowbell...



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #40 on: May 18, 2009, 02:22:39 AM
Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around.  Mind if I just fuck you for one day, all day, then never see you again?
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #41 on: May 18, 2009, 02:24:36 AM
That's all I ever wanted



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #42 on: May 18, 2009, 02:29:33 AM
I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #43 on: May 18, 2009, 02:30:20 AM
I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.

heh, eye.


heh
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 02:31:44 AM by underclass »
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #44 on: May 18, 2009, 02:52:38 AM
Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. Mind if I just fuck you for one day, all day, then never see you again?

Actually that's how I prefer it... living in a beach resort town has it's perks for a gal like me.

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It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to molest on a daily basis... someone that's NOT married and would like to fuck atleast 3 times a day. That's all I need.

I was just saying I wouldn't be SO bad off horny if I had a constant fuck buddy. I'm not with mine anymore so I'm a lil worse than usual.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #45 on: May 18, 2009, 10:59:18 PM
Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. 

Wait, I just realized... are you saying it would be a chore for you to get hard 3 times a day and just lay there??



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #46 on: May 19, 2009, 03:41:13 AM

It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to molest on a daily basis... someone that's NOT married and would like to fuck atleast 3 times a day. That's all I need.

Doesn't exist.  I too am one of those chicks that needs sex three-five times a day, even on the rag, and I have yet to meet a guy who can satisfy that urge.  I will meet a guy and we will have sex all the time at first, and I will be all like "fuck ya! someone that can hang!", and then all of a sudden HE starts getting headaches or HE can't keep it up because he had too big of a dinner or HE'S too tired.  wah wah wah. 

There is only ONE guy that I have ever dated that had sex with me 10+ times a day.  This guy looked like a seventies porn star and he fucked like one too.

The only problem was, he told me that he had just got a divorce from his wife who lived in la.... when she rolled into town I found out they were still married.

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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #47 on: May 19, 2009, 07:46:43 AM
There is only ONE guy that I have ever dated that had sex with me 10+ times a day.

how'd you have time to do anything else??
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #48 on: May 19, 2009, 10:46:00 AM
There is only ONE guy that I have ever dated that had sex with me 10+ times a day.

how'd you have time to do anything else??

maybe they can both get theirs with no foreplay and ten seconds of humping like jackrabbits.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #49 on: May 19, 2009, 11:07:13 AM
So, what have you guys been looking for in porn recently?

"Neck Beard" has brought me no joy.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #50 on: May 19, 2009, 11:10:59 AM
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The only problem was, he told me that he had just got a divorce from his wife who lived in la.... when she rolled into town I found out they were still married.

< rant>
Just like the one I had that could go rounds... only his wife was in Houston. That fucking lying Texas prick.. hope she finds out he likes the fellas too. < /rant>



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #51 on: May 19, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Ah ha! You are thrash!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #52 on: May 19, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. 

Wait, I just realized... are you saying it would be a chore for you to get hard 3 times a day and just lay there??

It would be a chore to constantly have some bitch all over me when I'm trying to watch AOTS in peace.  Unless you can suck quietly while I'm doing said task.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #53 on: May 19, 2009, 06:29:59 PM
sasha: who's the sexy looking beast in the background? i'd love for him to rub his early-80's era ann wilson style curls all over me.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #54 on: May 19, 2009, 07:02:58 PM
That's Trevor.  He's in a band called "The Lions."  He is known as having a stache that the ladies like to ride.  Anyone that rides it is dubbed as a moustache rider for the rest of their days.


When I was with that guy that I had sex with ten times a day, we would have sex from 6pm-3am straight... six out of seven days a week.  If we went out to a bar, we'd fuck in the bathroom or in his car.  The pic of him and I above was at a Thanksgiving dinner that my friend Trevor hosted.  While I was cooking in the kitchen, Tom would come in and lift my skirt and just fuck me while I whipped the mashed potatoes and nobody knew because we would block the kitchen door with this cabinet.   Ahhh sexy memories are nice.  In all honestly though... I think he took boner pills to keep up.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #55 on: May 19, 2009, 11:38:02 PM
Suddenly you're sounding like a CHORE to have around. 

Wait, I just realized... are you saying it would be a chore for you to get hard 3 times a day and just lay there??

It would be a chore to constantly have some bitch all over me when I'm trying to watch AOTS in peace.  Unless you can suck quietly while I'm doing said task.

I totally understand and yes I can suck quietly...

or I can go into another room and frig the shit outta myself while you're busy... you're pick!



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #56 on: May 19, 2009, 11:44:43 PM
Sometimes I just have to watch Around The Net.  I don't expect a lady to understand.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #57 on: May 19, 2009, 11:52:49 PM
Well, I'm not your everyday lady so...



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #58 on: May 19, 2009, 11:55:59 PM
And come on, I can't miss Around The Net.  Look what it provided today!
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/aroundthenet/66810/Earthquake-Cat-Crosses-the-Line.html
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #59 on: May 20, 2009, 06:35:57 AM
I spent 3 months in the US in '92. Had just started going out with a girl prior to travelling.

Anyways, the day I got back to Oz, we fucked for 14 hours straight. No pills were used or required.

That wasnt bad. I wish I was 24 again.