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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Eitje arrives in NYC in a month(Read 7865 times)
Eitje arrives in NYC in a month on: May 13, 2009, 02:30:05 PM
Or any other suggestions?
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 02:32:42 PM
You really need to get some of that meat on a stick cooked over charcoal the street vendors sell. After the bars close of course.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 02:59:12 PM
I have never eaten that. It scares me.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 03:16:19 PM
Def make him fix that closet door... that bdsm club sounds like fun but see if they have anyone over 65. 65 year olds can still swing and i don't know if he can handle it.



Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #4 on: May 13, 2009, 03:47:18 PM
When is he going up there?  I'll be in NYC again mid-June, maybe I can talk my girl into the MMFF double high five.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
Arrives in the evening of June 12, leaves the morning of June 15. Let's hang out!
 
Eitje I'm stealing your NYC thunder.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 03:56:11 PM
Go to Grimaldi's!
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #7 on: May 13, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
ahh! There's even one in Hoboken! Can go to that one, or to the one in Brooklyn then go to Barcade after.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #8 on: May 13, 2009, 04:02:27 PM
Do it, it's fucking awesome. Best pizza I've had, I think.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #9 on: May 13, 2009, 05:41:37 PM
Don't drink so much!



Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 08:57:27 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 08:57:49 PM
Go to Grimaldi's!

i like eating!  especially pizza!
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 08:58:13 PM
I'll be in NYC again mid-June, maybe I can talk my girl into the MMFF double high five.

I'd like to meet you, but I'm not sure what a double high five is.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 08:58:36 PM
65 year olds can still swing and i don't know if he can handle it.

 :-[
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 08:59:08 PM
Don't drink so much!

what

She did ask what fucked-up things she should get you to do.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 08:59:18 PM
Eitje I'm stealing your NYC thunder.

It's okay.  I can tell you're just as excited as I am!

Mello, please make a similar thread for my Philly trip.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #16 on: May 13, 2009, 09:00:20 PM
now I know how you get such a high post count
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #17 on: May 13, 2009, 09:02:12 PM
True.

You and I seem to stay about even with each other, it seems.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #18 on: May 13, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Take him to Happy Valley if it's still open.  It's my favorite gay bar in NYC.  I met Micheal Musso, then smoked weed and did rail with Amanda Lepore there.


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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #19 on: May 13, 2009, 11:33:23 PM
It's okay.  I can tell you're just as excited as I am!

I think I'll just not show up at the airport.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #20 on: May 13, 2009, 11:39:11 PM
65 year olds can still swing and i don't know if he can handle it.

 :-[

Well, not after I get done with your ass.  ;)




Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #21 on: May 14, 2009, 12:23:17 AM
I think I'll just not show up at the airport.
I didn't think you were planning on doing that, anyway?
Since you're working on Friday, I assumed I would have to find my own way to wherever.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #22 on: May 14, 2009, 12:27:33 AM
so, far, i'm fixing a closet, talking with trannies, and getting spanked.
is this what living in NYC is actually like?!
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #23 on: May 14, 2009, 12:58:34 AM
I wish I was going to NYC :( Lucas - can you visit London on your way back? We can go see where the Queen lives
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #24 on: May 14, 2009, 02:26:45 AM
i think that would be a lot of fun, but London is the wrong direction from NYC to Texas.
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #25 on: May 14, 2009, 02:56:09 AM
Can't you fake a relative's death?
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #26 on: May 14, 2009, 04:13:21 AM
Museum of Sex.



Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #27 on: May 14, 2009, 07:33:21 AM
Fair enough, then I'll just not give you my home address or work address!
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #28 on: May 14, 2009, 09:21:09 AM
so now I'm back to needing a hotel, huh?
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Re: Eitje arrives in NYC in a month Reply #29 on: May 14, 2009, 09:22:49 AM
Maybe so, Carolyn might let you stay with her. Good luck! ;D
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