What is this thing? Is it a prank by some very skilled artist/ taxidermist? Or something else?
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-limont1412762172may13,0,500231.story?track=rss
Here is the first one that was found last year:

Here's the second one that was found last week:

I thought this thread was about my penis.

It is.

Well then... rawr!

looks like really sick dogs.

I've thought about the possibilities that this carcass may be carrying H1N1 influenza...

wtf, dude.  connecting random shit together?

Its no Chupacabra!

looks like really sick dogs.

That's what I thought. Fighting pits maybe??

That picture just make scenes from the Dark Crystal whirl through my mind.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/montauk.asp

that link says that someone has it rotting in their backyard. uhhhh yeah sure. like anyone would want that shit rotting it their backyard.

It looks kind of like a warthog to me, but I'm not expert on biology or animal corpses which are sea bloated.

i think they're pretty obviously bloated pit bull (or dogs of a similar breed) corpses that have just recently washed up on shore.

If it's not a hoax it's probably some kind of mutation.  Don't they have a lot of mercury in the water around there, or is that just on the west coast?

Or maybe the really ARE doing weird shit in that Montauk lab, oooooooh spoooky.

oh, yeah, that could definitely be a raccoon! it would've been easier to guess if there had been something next to it for the purposes of gauging its size.

In the link that Si posted, it said that some scientist said the legs were too long in proportion to the rest of the body to a raccoon.

In the link that Si posted, it said that some scientist said the legs were too long in proportion to the rest of the body to a raccoon.

In the snopes article a marine scientist said it's not a raccoon, then later in the same article two other people familiar with raccoons are cited as saying it's a raccoon. This very sciency article is the one I got the picture from and it's assertion that the creature is a raccoon is the most persuasive discussion I've seen yet.

May the montauk monster haunt your dreams.

Why would you curse me like that?

Danzig told me to do it.

That makes sense, except for the part where you responded like Danzig's puppet.

it seems to me that testing the dna would be pretty indicative of what the fuck it is. why has no one done that?

It didn't rape a white girl.

Hehehe.

it seems to me that testing the dna would be pretty indicative of what the fuck it is. why has no one done that?

Because pictures don't carry DNA.

That you KNOW of.

it seems to me that testing the dna would be pretty indicative of what the fuck it is. why has no one done that?

There's not really a good way to test some DNA sample and know what kind of animal it is.
That must be a myth that TV propagates?

It didn't rape a white girl.

lolz

Well couldn't they just get some of it's semen and then compare it against CSI's semen database?