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Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?

Why does everyone keep talking about incestuous things??

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Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?

Why does everyone keep talking about incestuous things??

I think Luke was an only child so he didn't get to play Blue Lagoon and sexperiment with a little/older sister.  Also, he was home schooled which turned him into a christian evangelist.

I think Luke was an only child so he didn't get to play Blue Lagoon and sexperiment with a little/older sister.  Also, he was home schooled which turned him into a christian evangelist.

True.  False.

I have to go dance with snakes, now. ttyl.

Oh krsna! YOu're so right! Now I remember. Just like my other defense was for joe to hold me down while you slapped my ass over and over, then climbed up me to make out. Totally worked, too!

Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.

You are so crazy.

I have to go dance with snakes, now. ttyl.

You lucky bastard. Wait... I didn't think you were gay???

Ok, seriously; I've been trying to get with her for years now ...
I've given open invitations, and now that I have my own house, we'll see what she does ...

Seriously, I'm OBVIOUSLY all-in ...

Now,

Less talkie-talkie and more bookie-bookie for suckie-suckieassfuckie!

"Trying to get with someone" ain't the same thing as inviting them to trek halfway across the country if they so desire.

Trekking halfway across your country would be like, what, a 5 minute walk?

20 minute drive.

That's how long it takes me to get to the next town of notable size.

Seriously, I'm OBVIOUSLY all-in ...

No, not yet but you will be...

For the love of fuck. Go to orbitz and buy some goddamn tickets to visit Thrash next weekend.

I'll be just south of Philly in two weeks.
Just sayin'.

That's where I'm at... hmmm

do you want to make it with a bear?

Bear: A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

Sure!!! Wouldn't be the first time.

there you go Lucas, all you have to do to score is be in the same state.

South of Philly would be Delaware.. I'm in Maryland.

wherever - we'll get you a homing beacon

Talk to Krsna - he'll either invite you, or not.

Joygasm & eitje are going to have a bunch of beer-loving horny babies!

How did I get involved in this?

Well, I'm going to be in the area, so I involved you to decide if you wanted random people showing up at your BBQ.

Much like when I told tricky that the BBQ was in Philly - I'm offloading responsibility for a decision onto someone else.

Well, I'm going to be in the area, so I involved you to decide if you wanted random people showing up at your BBQ.

Much like when I told tricky that the BBQ was in Philly - I'm offloading responsibility for a decision onto someone else.

Ah ha. Well, I don't think that Leah would like women she's never met coming over our house to hang out while she's at work.

And pregnant.

No, I don't think that would go over very well at all.

i was wondering what happened to my invitation.

Yeah, women don't like me unless they're gay or true bi. And by true bi I mean not that bullshit that happens sometimes when chicks are drunk.. I mean full out sober gals that like to lick snatch.

I can tell.  Straight women don't take kindly to promiscuous women.

I've been wondering what form of payment Zoomie was taking for the kitchen work.

i might rub my feet on his face!

OR MAKE OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.

Isn't that the same thing.. for Zoomie??

STOP MAKING MY WONDERFUL FOOT FETISH INTO SOMETHING SORDID AND UNSEEMLY YOU ASSHOLES!!!