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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.


I'm betty fucking crocker(Read 23015 times)
Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #90 on: May 21, 2009, 11:18:47 AM

TOAST WITH PEANUT BUTTER:
ingredients:
bread
peanut butter

Toast bread.
Remove bread from toaster. Slather on peanut butter as desired. Enjoy with some coffee.

Thanks for the recipe!! It came in handy this morning. The bread I used was Wonder Stoneground 100% whole wheat. Tasty!



Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #91 on: May 21, 2009, 11:26:45 AM
So when did you become a preachy vegetarian?

vegan, actually. oh god. i've become preachy? my worst nightmare, besides bagman's dick inching closer to my face in his wet dreams. i just made myself shudder.



Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #92 on: May 21, 2009, 11:27:39 AM
Me too.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #93 on: May 21, 2009, 11:45:08 AM
If lactose intolerance is your issue, try Lactaid. Otherwise, lots of people like Rice. Haven't tried almond

I think I vaguely remember having Lactaid and my stomach getting fucked up from it, because it has milk derived stuff in it. Or maybe this didn't really happen and I'm retarded. I do remember having some Ensure once, which is lactose free, and my stomach got wrecked because there's some weird milk derived ingredient in there.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #94 on: May 21, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #95 on: May 21, 2009, 12:08:17 PM
That wasn't helpful at all.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #96 on: May 21, 2009, 12:13:18 PM
Lactaid fucks me up too.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #97 on: May 21, 2009, 12:20:33 PM
That wasn't helpful at all.

Reading doesn't help your GI issues, silly tricky.  *pats head*
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #98 on: May 21, 2009, 12:58:20 PM
It helped me Dylan.... You are SO awesome



Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #99 on: May 21, 2009, 12:59:58 PM
Yeah Dylan, you ARE so awesome!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #100 on: May 21, 2009, 01:01:31 PM
No, YOU'RE awesome!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #101 on: May 21, 2009, 01:02:35 PM
No you are!



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No you are!
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Nope you are!



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No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #107 on: May 21, 2009, 01:07:45 PM
PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #108 on: May 21, 2009, 01:09:37 PM
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #109 on: May 21, 2009, 01:10:08 PM
I refuse to participate. Good day, sir. I said GOOD DAY.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #110 on: May 21, 2009, 01:10:33 PM
I say Dylan is MORE awesome



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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #119 on: May 21, 2009, 01:14:36 PM
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