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nothing says love co-dependent alcoholism like winning a flipcup championship with your significant other by your side.

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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #120 on: May 21, 2009, 01:15:37 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #121 on: May 21, 2009, 01:17:49 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #122 on: May 21, 2009, 01:18:29 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #123 on: May 21, 2009, 01:18:35 PM
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #124 on: May 21, 2009, 01:18:57 PM
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #125 on: May 21, 2009, 01:19:55 PM
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #126 on: May 21, 2009, 01:20:12 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #127 on: May 21, 2009, 01:21:12 PM
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #128 on: May 21, 2009, 01:22:26 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #129 on: May 21, 2009, 01:37:56 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #130 on: May 21, 2009, 01:38:19 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #131 on: May 21, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #132 on: May 21, 2009, 01:42:37 PM
No, you are!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #133 on: May 21, 2009, 01:43:47 PM
Yeah actually I'm pretty awesome.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #134 on: May 21, 2009, 10:32:58 PM
Lactose free ice cream is OK. TOo much lactose free milk fucks with me.
Those pills don't work at all.

Why did I eat a plate of mozzarella cheese tonight? ugh
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #135 on: May 21, 2009, 10:50:56 PM
That has nothing to do with how awesome I am.  Get outta my thread!
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #136 on: May 21, 2009, 11:16:09 PM
My friend just texted me how much he likes to stick hot wheels up his pussy, he reminds me of you Drugmoth.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #137 on: May 21, 2009, 11:17:23 PM
As your avatar reminds me of you.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #138 on: May 22, 2009, 12:32:16 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 21, 2009, 11:16:09 PM
My friend just texted me how much he likes to stick hot wheels up his pussy, he reminds me of you Drugmoth.

Huh? You're friends with Buck Angel?
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #139 on: May 22, 2009, 08:23:21 AM
I wondered how this thread grew two pages overnight.  :)
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #140 on: May 23, 2009, 02:05:22 AM
drunken friday night israeli couscous a la katie:

1. get home from the bar safely.
2. sautee some israeli couscous in some soy butter and olive oil and organic vegetable stock for about 15 minutes, with a can of rinsed (canned, not dried) chickpeas.
3. throw in some chopped parsely and diced red onion. sauteee for a few more minutes. season to taste, preferably while it's hot so as not to oversalt (which is common in cold/unheated dishes). i personally like to add some sliced trader joe's brand vegan sausage for additional protein, as well as some diced tomatoes if the dish is served straight away, hot or cold.

for the non vegans, i've been thinking that some hunks of feta crumbled over the top might make this even more delicious. the dish is almost, if not better, served chilled.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #141 on: May 23, 2009, 02:17:39 AM
by the way, fucking cook my recipes you assholes. they're delicious.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #142 on: May 23, 2009, 02:23:08 AM
Right, I'll just swing by my local Israeli couscous seller
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #143 on: May 23, 2009, 02:28:27 AM
i get a huge box of israeli couscous for $1.99 from trader joes. it's like traditional couscous, only jucier and more rotund.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #144 on: May 23, 2009, 04:08:09 PM
drunken satuday morning sandwich:

1.  get some bread
2.  put some maple tueky and harvarti on the bread
3.  put everything into a single stack, and then eat it.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #145 on: May 24, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
Quote from: hip on May 23, 2009, 02:28:27 AM
jucier and more rotund.

I likes mah womens like I likes mah couscous...
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #146 on: May 25, 2009, 05:50:15 PM
Chopped up and rolled into little balls?
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #147 on: May 25, 2009, 06:58:36 PM
Quote from: Zoomie
jucier and more rotund.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #148 on: May 25, 2009, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 05:50:15 PM
Chopped up and rolled into little balls?
Cheap and tasty.
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Re: I'm betty fucking crocker Reply #149 on: May 25, 2009, 07:29:49 PM
Boiled with a little butter and salt.
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