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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin


Joygasm(Read 22692 times)
Re: Joygasm Reply #60 on: June 03, 2009, 03:53:36 PM
Well feel free to call me if you change your mind.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #61 on: June 03, 2009, 03:55:55 PM
I appreciate the offer but I'm going to pass.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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Re: Joygasm Reply #62 on: June 03, 2009, 03:58:27 PM
It's been over 2 months since I had phone sex. I hope I'm not getting rusty..



Re: Joygasm Reply #63 on: June 03, 2009, 04:16:54 PM
There's your invitation Danzig.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Joygasm Reply #64 on: June 03, 2009, 04:19:56 PM
I've spoken to quite a few of youse on the phone. Fuck if I can remember well enough to make a list, though.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Joygasm Reply #65 on: June 03, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
There's your invitation Danzig.

He already has an open invite and he knows it too. hehe



Re: Joygasm Reply #66 on: June 03, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
Yeah, I was about to say, I've had the invitation to do pretty much anything I want with Joy.  If the mood strikes me, I'll be sure to go to her for phone sex.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #67 on: June 03, 2009, 08:55:23 PM
Cool it with the flattery dude! Don't go spoiling her.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Joygasm Reply #68 on: June 03, 2009, 09:39:16 PM
I've spoken to quite a few of youse on the phone. Fuck if I can remember well enough to make a list, though.

I'd talk to you, but a phone call would be expensive.  Skype!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Joygasm Reply #69 on: June 04, 2009, 01:04:56 AM
I'll Skype or phone chat with anyone.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #70 on: June 04, 2009, 01:19:55 AM
^whore



Re: Joygasm Reply #71 on: June 04, 2009, 02:15:34 AM
I'm a total whore.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #72 on: June 04, 2009, 02:31:29 AM
And I never say whore like it's a bad thing.



Re: Joygasm Reply #73 on: June 04, 2009, 03:08:07 AM
You know, I've known Joy for years and I've yet to speak to her ...
... damn; DENIED!

I don't know which of you fucks I've talked to, phone or Skype, over the years ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #74 on: June 04, 2009, 03:14:07 AM
You should have my # now.. unless I gave it to a gay bar??



Re: Joygasm Reply #75 on: June 04, 2009, 04:12:08 AM
Joy has such a sexy voice.  I look forward to our super hawt 'n dirty phone sex. :-* @ Joy.....oh wait, I forgot, she doesn't like kissing :(
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #76 on: June 04, 2009, 04:17:36 AM
I've NEVER had your number, Joy ...
Not in all these years ....
Don't you think we'd have spoken in that case?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #77 on: June 04, 2009, 04:25:07 AM
Ahhh, i stand corrected; she sent me a text and my phone was on silent ...

Ok, for today, 06/04/09, I, DAVE THRASH, willing accept, and now have the "IGNORANT DOUCHE OF THE DAY" award ...
(and ONLY TODAY!)

hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #78 on: June 04, 2009, 04:28:10 AM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #79 on: June 04, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
I worded it to avoid that, but ....
.... yeah
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #80 on: June 04, 2009, 04:35:10 AM
Hahaha, you didn't avoid it very well!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #81 on: June 04, 2009, 02:40:38 PM
Ahhh, i stand corrected; she sent me a text and my phone was on silent ...

Ok, for today, 06/04/09, I, DAVE THRASH, willing accept, and now have the "IGNORANT DOUCHE OF THE DAY" award ...
(and ONLY TODAY!)

hahahaha ....

 :-*




Re: Joygasm Reply #82 on: June 04, 2009, 04:51:12 PM
I really have to fully READ these threads instead of just "catching up" with them ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #83 on: June 05, 2009, 01:09:16 AM
How old is Joy?



Re: Joygasm Reply #84 on: June 05, 2009, 01:15:48 AM
How old is Joy?

Just a little older than you and me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Joygasm Reply #85 on: June 05, 2009, 01:34:07 AM



Re: Joygasm Reply #86 on: June 05, 2009, 01:41:42 AM
I'm 31.



Re: Joygasm Reply #87 on: June 05, 2009, 05:01:52 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #88 on: June 05, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
31 years of experience  ;D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #89 on: June 05, 2009, 07:09:04 PM
I dunno about 31, but I'm sure there's still lots of it in there ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')