I sure had fun with this. Turns out it's small world and the series of people who this spread through is quite interesting, and started with her 32 year old BF (she is 17).
Rellik Eerps (6:15:23 PM): So you gonna fuck a guy in the ass with a strapon? Word gets around!
PissedOffChick (6:15:28 PM): WHAT
PissedOffChick (6:15:30 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
PissedOffChick (6:15:36 PM): who told you?!
Rellik Eerps (6:15:39 PM): ROFL
PissedOffChick (6:16:06 PM): NO WAIT
PissedOffChick (6:16:11 PM): i wanna know who told you that
Rellik Eerps (6:16:19 PM): Who?
PissedOffChick (6:16:27 PM): why did you say that?
Rellik Eerps (6:16:36 PM): I'm psychic
PissedOffChick (6:16:54 PM): dude...no someone told you
PissedOffChick (6:16:57 PM): cause i did do that
PissedOffChick (6:17:02 PM): saturday night
Rellik Eerps (6:17:21 PM): It's a small world
PissedOffChick (6:18:30 PM): wow
PissedOffChick (6:18:38 PM): was it giantnightmares?
Rellik Eerps (6:19:17 PM): Oh, so I see you shares these things with a lot of people! No, it wasn't Morgan
PissedOffChick (6:19:42 PM): THEN WHO WAS IT
PissedOffChick (6:19:49 PM): I DIDNT TELL that MANY PEOPLE
PissedOffChick (6:19:52 PM): lmao inverted
Rellik Eerps (6:20:16 PM): Hehe, I KNEW I'd totally fuck with your head if I said that
PissedOffChick (6:21:20 PM): dont do this to me, i dont want people to know unless i am okay with who it is
Rellik Eerps (6:22:52 PM): I don't personally know anyone you told (except Morgan apparently), and I'm not going to say who told me. Let's just say it was totally a "small world" type of thing.
PissedOffChick (6:24:53 PM): please man
PissedOffChick (6:24:55 PM): im not kidding
Rellik Eerps (6:25:56 PM): I can't tell you who told ME
PissedOffChick (6:26:15 PM): YOUR A FUCKER
PissedOffChick (6:26:18 PM): YOURE
Rellik Eerps (6:26:23 PM): Eh, I know, sorry
PissedOffChick (6:27:31 PM): dude
PissedOffChick (6:27:34 PM): uhm
PissedOffChick (6:28:09 PM): who did i tell.........my friend Gabe, Morgan and paradoxism from dv...i think thats it
Rellik Eerps (6:28:36 PM): I don't know the other two people
PissedOffChick (6:28:53 PM): urgh
Rellik Eerps (6:29:49 PM): You can figure it out if you try really hard. Think of it as a game to find out who has the big fucking mouth
PissedOffChick (6:30:00 PM): why do you always wanna play guessing games
Rellik Eerps (6:30:51 PM): It's fun. I'd tell you if I didn't like the person who told me
PissedOffChick (6:31:29 PM): i really really wont say anything man
PissedOffChick (6:31:32 PM): Amide?
PissedOffChick (6:31:36 PM): he might know
Rellik Eerps (6:31:43 PM): Nope
Rellik Eerps (6:31:46 PM): Wasn't him
PissedOffChick (6:33:15 PM): fuck you im leaving
Rellik Eerps (6:33:30 PM): ok, good luck finding the perp!
PissedOffChick (6:34:11 PM): yeah fuck you
Word of advice: Don't go telling people your GF is gonna fuck you with a strap-on or it might just spread to ME, and I might just know her!