She told me not to let anyone else see them.

No but srsly, here's a good pic of mommy dear and I that my sister took:

You know, if you told me it was your sister I'd probably believe it ...

Zoomie, how was she?

Now we know the chub gene didn't come from mommy.  She looks great for an older woman.

It's how he's looking at her that's odd; dinner than off to the Rape Barn, man?

Get yer mind out of the gutter, dude!

It's a pretty sweet (like unicorns and lollipops-type-sweet, not like sweet, man!) picture. He looks like he's saying, "Aww mummy I wuvvvvv u! <3"

Dayum! Danzy's mom is on the fringes of MILFhood. I'll let you know after I tag that.

Mom and sister both look pretty good.

I now want to see a tricky-mello porno.  I like angry.

Meh. BDSM is passe.

I was thinking more naked fist fight than actual BDSM.

Yeah but it would end up with a gagball in someone's mouth and a 7"stiletto heel in someone's rectum.

My mom has aged extremely well.  She is 51 now and that pic was taken in 2005.  We definitely have pretty genes.  Oh, and she is currently married to one of the shortest and ugliest men on earth.  And Sasha, there is no fat gene per se, but there is a lazy gene which I have inherited from my father, and that in turn has made me fat.

lazy dont make you fat. lazy and eating too much make you fat.

Food is nummy

Get yer mind out of the gutter, dude!

It's a pretty sweet (like unicorns and lollipops-type-sweet, not like sweet, man!) picture. He looks like he's saying, "Aww mummy I wuvvvvv u! <3"

Agrees. Very sweet pic.

I would put all my assets on the line if Tricky and Mello came to blows.

Sorry Brooke, but any woman who can pin me down and force me to eat scrapple is going to kick-yo-ass

Scrapple FTW!!!

I have some in my fridge now.

I'm afraid to say that I've never had it; NO ONE TAKE NOTE OF THIS!

I will bring some with me to FL. You can fuck me then I'll get my ass in the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

W3rd ...
If there's anything left of your ass after I get done with it ...

But then who would make the sandwich?

This is yet another good point ...
Just go and fucking make it, cunt!


Now that she's out of the room making muh nummiez, I have to say that my mom's the same way ...
She's 59 and doesn't look it at all ...
I remember my friends saying "you're mom's hot", however, you never really think about it ...
Now that I'm older, and away from her whereas I only see her occasionally, I've come to appreciate her beauty ...

Dylan clearly loves his family, and I think they love him as well; I was just poking fun because it was there ..

Oh, and hurry the fuck up with that sandwich, whore!

*shuts up and makes Dave a sandwich*

And stop falling into those doorknobs bitch!

*nods* Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah ...
Eric was hanging in the closet filming; I thought it'd bring you back to your childhood ...

Make him a sandwich too, bitch!

Ahhh, the memories..

You know what?? Those guys actually made me breakfast the next morning. There was no sandwich making so this part is new to me.

It just gets better and better ...

I was a bad girl at age 15. Very bad, naughty even.