I wasn't talking about things I or you want to see. It's what bagman wants to see.

why's it always gotta be about bagman? when are you going to fulfill my needs for once?

Marmalade! Bwahahahaha!

I'm sore and lacking caffeine. Yeah I opened your package and you earned a bitchslap in two weeks. Thanks Mel. You're the shit.

I'm sorry it couldn't be as bitching as that spigot!!!!@!!@

But you ARE getting a shit piano. So i guess it works out

Sorry I cannibalized it. Take it to a plumbing supply house and they'll sell you what it needs. Tell them it needs a new diverter for the sprayer too.

Great! there's lots of plumbing places up here that should fix her up!

You can thank Lolo by leaving your underwear under her bed.

You guys better take this to PMs before Dave gets on your case.

Fuck that negro, he ain't done nothin for me...

You guys better take this to PMs before Dave gets on your case.

Oh, come the fuck on, I was kidding ....
Sheesh!

You know, man ...
... you suck just one cock ....

Yeah but you showed proficiency!

Well, I have one, thus ....
Wait a minute ...

Great quotes this weekend. Geek can tell you more.

Geek: You have red hair, that makes you Irish doesn't it?
Zoomie: You have an "o" on the end of your name, that makes you Italian doesn't it?
Geek: Fuck you, asshole.

Also the neighborhood kids that tried to break into my truck Saturday night and ended up breaking on of my mirrors. She stayed up all night watching the street with a baseball bat, whereas I, coming from Baltimore, know that's what kids do and went immediately back to sleep after he cops left.

You gota look after your subbies.

Good stuff ...

Mello is Portuguese, I believe.  My mother's husband has the same last name and he is Portuguese.

it IS Portuguese!

Aaron forgot to add that these assholes broke into detroit's car twice and that i did go to bed after they broke his mirror, but those asshats came back. (5 16-18 year old boys) So I screamed them down on my porch - naked in but covered in a ROBE i might add, and those bitches ran away! Pussies.

... and then I waited up till 4 am with a baseball bat.

They didn't come back.

Other quotables: "Drywall bukkaki", "Pipe Bukkaki"

As a side note to all: I am OK at spackle, finishing and sanding. Actually, Im great at it. But I fucking hate it so. fucking. much.

Here's what you do... Get a van and put some dudes in there with a case of beer and park it next to a car they're not familiar with  which will have like, an empty xbox 360 inside in an easily visible location. Then, as soon as those little fuckers break into the car the drunk dudes will burst out of the van and give the little punk asses an ass beating.

When I tore out the wall in the bathroom I found about three sheets of newspaper thumb tacked to the inside. They were from 1956 I think.

I was wrong, they are from Monday June 19 1950.

Interesting how some things have changed so much but others are basically the same.
For instance a "permanent" at the Beauty Salon was $4.95 but shoes on clearance were $9.80 to $12.80. About the same clearance price as you can often find at Payless Shoe Source or Big 5 today. A Slip cost $2.65 while "The Amazing new Zenith Clock Radio" was a whopping $39.95. 


Anyway, I was thinking about starting a new thread titled "1950" and transcribe some of the articles if anyone thinks that might be interesting. Perhaps I'll try to figure out some way to scan them. They are in pretty bad shape.

Do it!

Here's what you do... Get a van and put some dudes in there with a case of beer and park it next to a car they're not familiar with  which will have like, an empty xbox 360 inside in an easily visible location. Then, as soon as those little fuckers break into the car the drunk dudes will burst out of the van and give the little punk asses an ass beating.

I likes the way you think. But you might wanna include some empty bottles or a bucket or something. And maybe up it to two cases.

Then you can pour piss all over the little fuckers after you beat the snot out of them.

You guys are making too much of this or maybe I'm not since I don't live there. That shit happens every day here and as long as I'm not missing any tools or my stereo or GPS it's just not that big a deal. Glass is cheap.

Actually, it's a big deal because you saw them, and that puts a face to them, and yeah, that would make me chase them with a bat.

Last time somebody broke into my car it cost me 180 bucks to get the window replaced. It may not be several hundred dollars more in tools, but I don't consider that cheap.

A dude busted the window of my Integra a while back and tried to steal my stereo. He evidently cut himself up pretty good cuz the stereo was still there the next day and there was blood everywhere. Man, I wanted to kill the motherfucker.

Man that sucks, Si. What did you do?

Zooms, What I don't like is that its recurrent, as it has happened to detroit twice. Once with a broken window, the other with the window pushed down and shit thrown everywhere. It has been happening to a lot of us for the past year and it's just some idiot kids from two or three blocks away being disrespectful.

If a bat is what it takes to teach them respect, then it's what it takes. I didn't plan on hitting anyone. Shit, I didn't plan on even swinging it. I just wanted to catch them again, kick open my door with a bat and watch them scatter like roaches at the sight of me with that bat.

I believe in respect. I believe that kids need to be taught to be respectful.

I hear you. I guess it's just become a regular occurrence to me over the years. No wonder I want to move to WV.

*peeks into thread*
*leaves again*

The beautiful tile

I do like that tile! Nice kitchen, Mello!

Thanks joy! The tile work is all Zoomie. I just picked it out.

Update: Cabinets are nearly done, IKEA made MORE boo boos that I need to rectify. Spackle in the kitchen is done, just need to sand it down, clean it up. Need to finish the parlor spackle and I think i can paint by sunday.

Maybe.

I like IKEA, but that's because I'm a mod not a rocker.