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Philadelphia, May 2009!(Read 18843 times)
Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #30 on: June 01, 2009, 07:17:29 PM
Nah. We had some African shit we ate with our hands while Leeloo made us clean our plates...
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #31 on: June 01, 2009, 08:09:06 PM
That was a good meal.

The Trestle is definitely something I'd like to fit in during Mosh's visit.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #32 on: June 01, 2009, 08:29:32 PM
what were those great cocktails called again? Psychadelic Vagina or something....   those were like Long Island Iced Teas on steroids. I think I had 3.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #33 on: June 01, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
fat pussy
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #34 on: June 01, 2009, 08:40:08 PM
"dis is how we do it in Philly!"
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #35 on: June 01, 2009, 09:01:25 PM
No ribs magically appeared, so I settled for a veal chop and some steak instead.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #36 on: June 01, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
Im sure they were delicious, but krsna's ribs are amazing!

Nick - you had the Fat Dick.



Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #37 on: June 01, 2009, 10:38:40 PM
Nick - you had the Fat Dick.


Ah, of course.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #38 on: June 01, 2009, 11:16:58 PM
i agree! free up october for when mosh comes in for some trestell time?

You selfish bitch, have you completely forgotten that I've freed up several days in October already for the Moshapalooza in Austin?
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #39 on: June 01, 2009, 11:18:46 PM
Lucas was very kind, he pretended to like the ribs so much he ate like a whole rack of them just to make me feel good!

You know us southern folk - we'll pretend something is good, even when it doesn't hold up to our standards.  "Oh, may I please have fourths?"

I totally forgot that Leah had bought some deserts though!

Damn!  And I was eating gummy bears?!?!
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #40 on: June 01, 2009, 11:30:59 PM
No ribs magically appeared, so I settled for a veal chop and some steak instead.

I would try to figure out how to pack some ribs in dry ice and send them to you but I don't think that would work internationally.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #41 on: June 02, 2009, 12:46:58 AM
They'd get eaten somewhere along the way. Guaranfuckingteed.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #42 on: June 02, 2009, 02:35:18 AM
luke offered the punch to the baby maker as a greeting from you, sasha. I declined, but noted that the gesture was appreciated. Id send a punch back but I see youre under the weather. hows the absence of tonsils?

I am feeling much better, thank you.  You may want to consider getting yours out now since they are probably all worn out from the shit talking you did about me when Luke visited.



Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #43 on: June 02, 2009, 09:31:24 AM
Oooooh! Snap!
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #44 on: June 02, 2009, 09:32:38 AM
luke offered the punch to the baby maker as a greeting from you, sasha. I declined, but noted that the gesture was appreciated. Id send a punch back but I see youre under the weather. hows the absence of tonsils?

I am feeling much better, thank you.  You may want to consider getting yours out now since they are probably all worn out from the shit talking you did about me when Luke visited.

What are you talking about??? Mello would NEVER shit talk anyone! She's such a genuine and sweet person. :D
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #45 on: June 02, 2009, 09:53:49 AM
I'm getting packed, dropping my dog off with my parents, dropping some movies off with tonsil-free Sasha, and then heading to the airport!

Pre-flight information:  all of these things happened without incident.

While I was visiting Sasha, though, her mom showed me a lot of family photos and stuff.  It was so awesome!
Since she can't talk very loud, when her mom started showing me the pictures, all she could do was grumble, Charlie Brown style!

On another note:  I'm never taking Sasha to where my parents live, just so I don't have to suffer through the same kind of thing.

Friday

Things I look forward to doing:
Calling "Detroit" by other city names
Tasting Krapsna's "awesome" BBQ
Talking about music
Playing Risk
Having that pizza that I loved so much last time
Using my modded PSP on the flight!

When I first arrived, I conveniently walked out and Geek was waiting with Detroit in the car.  I introduced myself, and Mello made sure to call him Detroit.  I then made sure to call him San Francisco.
Geek complained that he had no similarities with THAT city.  So I called him San Juan, and then Tulsa.  Eventually, everyone got the joke, and we drove back into town.

We got to the Geek house, where I was permitted to deposit my things in the basement (which would also be my accomodations).  I was given a tiny couch to sleep on, and told not to put anything on the very expensive couch unless absolutely necessary.  Normally, the couch was reserved for her very expensive cello, because she was concerned about flooding.  I recommended that she could try using the normal chair, or ask Aaron to build something for her when he's down in a few weeks.  I imagine a cello stand would probably cost about $5 worth of lumber, and 1 hour of time.

Also, the couch actually wasn't that small length-wise (I could just fit, head to toe, between the armrests - pretty impressive for a tall dude), but it was definitely a couch intended for sitting upon, not sleeping.  The width had me sleeping my on side most of the night.

Mello had been talking about how tired she was for most of the drive to her house, but suddenly my arrival had her all fired up.  (Apparently, she had promised Detroit some sex after picking me up, and he was a little disappointed that we were going to drive around town instead.  I only learned about this later!)  So, we go down the street to get a cheesesteak.  It was pretty good, but I like the cheesesteaks in Austin more than Tony Luke's.

While at the cheesesteak place, we talk about Detroit a little, and me a little (I'm a man of science!), and a few other disgusting things.  This is where I start delivering burns on Mello; Detroit is a little unsure of what to do, but he also finds this all humorous.  So, he eventually decides it's okay to laugh at my jokes.  Mello tells him that he should be doing more to defend her, since they're bf/gf.

Having finished our cheesesteaks in relative peace, we head out to see Gino's.  This is around the time that I learned that Detroit was supposed to be getting some rude sex instead of driving me around Philly at midnight.  Also, this is around the time that Detroit decides to try to deliver a burn on Mello.  She gets a little butthurt from it, and I tell Detroit "dude, that's not a really nice thing to say about Mello."  Then, I let him know that's how you defend a girlfriend.

When I realized that she wanted me to go to that trendy, tourist cheesesteak place, I told Detroit to turn that shit around and head home.  I hope he got laid that night, for all his dedicated driving.

(Saturday coming soon!)
« Last Edit: June 02, 2009, 10:03:45 AM by eitje »
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #46 on: June 02, 2009, 12:32:28 PM
where the fuck are the pictures?



Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #47 on: June 02, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
when eitje comes out here, there will be pictures, of him and I and whoever else comes along, because being an adult rules!
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #48 on: June 02, 2009, 05:02:59 PM
Sasha, what the fuck are you on about? I didn't talk shit about you, and why would I talk shit on you? I barely fucking know you, if I even know you at all.

Tricky, shut the fuck up already. Your act is old and tired. You're starting to look pathetic.

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Also, the couch actually wasn't that small length-wise (I could just fit, head to toe, between the armrests - pretty impressive for a tall dude), but it was definitely a couch intended for sitting upon, not sleeping.  The width had me sleeping my on side most of the night.

what you forget to add is that I offered the air mattress, to which you declined.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2009, 05:07:48 PM by The Geek »



Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #49 on: June 02, 2009, 05:21:10 PM
I'll take a couch over an air mattress any day!
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #50 on: June 02, 2009, 05:25:59 PM
Not an act, honey. I genuinely dislike you, for many reasons.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #51 on: June 02, 2009, 05:26:39 PM
What's with the air mattress hate?

Couches are horrible to sleep on.



Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #52 on: June 02, 2009, 05:32:26 PM
You obviously don't weigh very much. Every air mattress I've slept on has been really hot (since it can't "breathe") and they never seem to be particularly well inflated, or at least won't stay that way.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #53 on: June 02, 2009, 05:36:01 PM
Probably.

Couches are just awkward though. I'd rather sleep on the floor.



Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #54 on: June 02, 2009, 06:43:06 PM
tricky, again. You are fucking boring.

My air mattress isn't the best, sadly.and if TWO people sleep on it and one person is heavier... you wind up rolling on top of them. Which is great when you're trying to hit, but terrible when youre trying to sleep







Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #55 on: June 02, 2009, 07:04:51 PM
I never thought I would ever be typing this...You people need to watch more infomercials.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #56 on: June 02, 2009, 07:33:29 PM
I don't get the Tricky hates Mello schitck....


On topic: What happened to the spare mattress, Geek? WHAT HAPPENED?
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #57 on: June 02, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
Wow, sounds like it was a nice visit.

Luke, I told you to take Mello with a grain of salt, she's well known as a pathological liar and nymphomaniac.
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #58 on: June 02, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
<...stuff about the girls...>

what you forget to add is that I offered the air mattress, to which you declined.

You've really started taking yourself too seriously since I first met you, and you're not very good at being the butt of any joke.

Well, that's it everyone.  Geek made this not fun for me by totally over-reacting.  I'm certainly not going to have fun typing out the rest of this trip, now.

Saturday:
Working on the house
Driving In the Car
BBQing with Krsna
Advice from Krsna
Gaming with Krsna's Kids
Driving in another Car
Talking about Music
Meeting people
Eating Pizza

Sunday:
More Music talk
To the airport

The PSP gave me over 9 hours of Final Fantasy 9 game-time.  I think that's pretty outstanding, for something so small and portable.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2009, 08:58:01 PM by eitje »
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Re: Philadelphia, May 2009! Reply #59 on: June 02, 2009, 09:16:09 PM
well this thread went south fast

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