Well, there's that too ...

*is super jealous*

Well, there's that too ...

So get on the ball to get on my balls here ...

Kk, will do.

See, you say it, however, you never do it ...

We'll see..

*beats head against wall*

Which one?

The one with the hole in it.

well, now I'm beating it against my desk; and the big head, thanks!

anyone here ever flunk the fugly-stick test?

If that means "have I ever been too ugly for somebody", then, yep plenty of times.

no. The fugly-stick test is different. When you walk into a bar pick out someone you wouldn't want to wake up next to, he/she becomes the fugly stick and you should agree on this person with your friends. If at any point during the evening that person becomes attractive to you, or any of your friends then it's time to get the fuck out of that bar.

See, you say it, however, you never do it ...

Never, huh?? Take that!!

no. The fugly-stick test is different. When you walk into a bar pick out someone you wouldn't want to wake up next to, he/she becomes the fugly stick and you should agree on this person with your friends. If at any point during the evening that person becomes attractive to you, or any of your friends then it's time to get the fuck out of that bar.

Something like that happened when I was a freshman in high school. I was a counselor at a summer camp and the only available counselor was fugly. Towards the end of the week I was all "hmm, maybe she's not that bad."

I got saved when she decided to cozy up to another guy.

It's called "Piggin'" ...

We had something called "pig lotto", the idea was to get the ugly chick....or pay for the last round and the cab home.

The problem is; then you have the ugly chick ...

But you get to fuck her!

Well, there's that too..

But she's the ugly chick!

You've never closed your eyes and pretended it was someone else?

Or paperbagged?

I don't think too many women would be impressed if you asked them to paperbag themselves.

I've been with a couple that fit that, yes, however, I learned not to be with uggos that I don't want to be with ...

I don't think too many women would be impressed if you asked them to paperbag themselves.

That's why you never ask. You just act like it's a fun sex game.

"Here, honey; let's play 'Old Glory'!"

I see you've done this before..

Hey baby, wouldn't it be totally hot if I wore this blindfold?

Hahaha