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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Fugly.....(Read 20655 times)
Re: Fugly..... Reply #60 on: June 11, 2009, 04:13:40 PM
just tell her you love fucking with the lights out and the curtains drawn.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #61 on: June 11, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
The problem is; then you have the ugly chick ...

Like most game started when sober; the rules change thru the night. Usually a ph# would get you across the line.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #62 on: June 11, 2009, 06:40:35 PM
The problem is; then you have the ugly chick ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #63 on: June 11, 2009, 08:14:37 PM
Nooo....just the ph#.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #64 on: June 12, 2009, 04:29:44 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #65 on: June 13, 2009, 04:46:59 PM
The worst would be if you actually tried calling her and realized she'd given you a bullshit number. FYL.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #66 on: June 13, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
FTW!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #67 on: June 13, 2009, 06:14:11 PM
the FYL part made that post, Si. Thank you.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #68 on: June 14, 2009, 01:28:34 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')