I had whiskey and sex last night.  Just poured whiskey all over my crotch and made this guy suck on it all night.  Might do it again tonight, who knows, it's a mystery.

That seems like it would sting a little bit.

I probably party harder than anyone on this site.  I'm not bragging, it's just the facts of life.

I used to do it more when I was a hardcore alcoholic, drinking 6+ drinks a day everyday for a few years.

Man, that's some hard partying. I'm surprised you still have a functioning liver. *snicker* Do you even know what a real alcoholic is? I've met people who had to pack a cooler with a 12 pack just to go to the grocery store. Because they needed to. One of my good friends spent several years drinking a gallon of vodka per day.  Because he needed to.

I'm sure you've done your fair share of partying, but really, Si's regular regimen puts six drinks per day to shame, and Nick's no slouch either. Don't forget that you're up against Danzig here, who's basicly getting paid by the govt. to party.

I'm far from currently being in the running, since I'm a weekend warrior these days, but don't forget that I spent four years as a tattoo artist. There isn't a lot expected of you when you're a tattoo artist which was great since my life consisted of rolling out of bed at 3 PM, getting to work at 4, leaving at 10, and then drinking my ass off with some pills and weed thrown in till about 6 or 7 AM. Strippers, late night rock shows, after hours clubs, and waking up in stranger's houses were every day life. 12 to 18 drinks per night was taking it easy, hard partying included more.

It was a really fun time, but extremely unhealthy. I'm glad that my life changed in ways that created more expectations and responsibilities for me, because that lifestyle was really starting to take it's toll mentally and physically.

So anyway, party your ass off, have a great time. You're young and your body can handle a lot of things, but you know what the stupid things are and it's your choice to stay away from them or not. A large part of your self image seems to be defined by how much harder you think you party than everybody else, and that your heroin use makes you cooler than people who haven't used. Please don't define yourself by those things, because there's a lot of other people out there who put your partying to shame, and it's a silly thing to be proud of any way.

Especially when you party like a 10 year old girl.

Don't forget that you're up against Danzig here, who's basicly getting paid by the govt. to party.

Thanks for the LOL.

One of my good friends spent several years drinking a gallon of vodka per day.

ughhhhhhhhh, yes, i did this for like a year. except it was usually gin. sometimes vodka.

ohman.

One of my good friends spent several years drinking a gallon of vodka per day.

ughhhhhhhhh, yes, i did this for like a year. except it was usually gin. sometimes vodka.

ohman.

a gallon. Wait, that's like...

what

A gallon = 4 litres. It's a lot of booze to put down.

Gin and Vodka are common drinks of choice for alcoholics because they give you less of a hangover (fewer impurities) than other types of alcohol.

Yay alcoholism!  Fatty livers FTW

I partied really hard until my doctors told me to stop.

Fun killers

What the fuck do you need doctors for? Everyone knows it's time to take it easy when you start puking blood.

The best part is when you're pulling chunks out of your teeth. Sexy!

I don't think we have the same definition of party.  When I think of party I think of fun.

I've been known to party hard.  Now I almost always regret it the day after. 

I used to be able to get a case of beer down, but now I always throw up after 4 or more drinks! It's the worst!

I also throw up (now) after most cheeses, too much hot stuff, too much chocolate, if I'm upset, if I'm scared, randomly, if I wake up too early, if I'm up too late, if I have a minor cold....
I could go on.

Who wants to make Japanese Vomit Porn?

I didn't even mean regret it like that.

I meant like: I went out Thursday night so I didn't spend my 30 minutes on the heavy bag.  I didn't read.  I didn't hang my bike rack in the basement.

Woke up Friday late.  Went to work.  It sucked, like usual, so the sleepiness from staying out late the night before didn't matter.  What did matter is that I was tired so I sat on the couch and napped/played video games all night, instead of lifting weights, installing the bike rack, going for a bike ride, hanging up my laundry, etc.

I guess I'm just old now because I don't feel like a night of partying offsets all the other things I want to do with my life.

I know how you feel.

What the fuck do you need doctors for? Everyone knows it's time to take it easy when you start puking blood.

Been there. Turned out I wasn't puking blood, it was just my esophagus bleeding from prolonged acid reflux going untreated. So I quit booze for 6 months, started taking omeprazole every day, and Robert's yer muvver's bruvver, all set.

I don't think we have the same definition of party.  When I think of party I think of fun.

In which case, that's a very subjective observation (that you have more fun than anyone else here, not that party = fun), and one I don't agree with. I'm not sure anyone around here has more fun than me. I live in the fuckin' Caribbean! Hanging out here is so much fun, we even had to invent our own words for it. We lime. It's irie.

In which case, that's a very subjective observation (that you have more fun than anyone else here, not that party = fun), and one I don't agree with. I'm not sure anyone around here has more fun than me. I live in the fuckin' Caribbean! Hanging out here is so much fun, we even had to invent our own words for it. We lime. It's irie.

Then that's a very subjective observation!

I have one exam left on wednesday, no lessons, no job and I don't need any money. Jus' hang out with my friends/browse the internet.
...But it's not a competition, right?

Now, my life technically would probably be the most un-fun thing in the opinion of the rest of you, but I personally find lots of things fun that lots of people don't.

I don't think your life is un-fun. It's all subjective.

Mine's still more fun, though.

Mine too.

Geek-  I throw up too after I do white girl.  If I drink a few beers and then do a key and I run to bathroom to throw up.  Very strange indeed.

DXM and alcohol. That makes some blissful moments 

It definitely CAN, it may not always though.

dxm and alcohol, i remember that first time. i felt my liver hurt haha. but nothing another beer couldn't fix.

your'e extremely sensitive to alcohol when on dxm...weird.

my favorite is some downer Rx, and chase it with a long session of bag pinchin'

My new favorite drug combo is large underaged cock and whiskey.

Sounds alot like Boob Scotch.  ( ref: Bob Log III )

How old are you?

DXM and alcohol. That makes some blissful moments 

I can really drink much if I do DXM. No desire for some reason.

As far as the alcoholism posts earlier, I started getting worried when I could only make through the night sober if I had alcohol nearby. I dont think I did much, but I could. I know that sounds stupid, but Id sit around thinking, 'damn I want some malt liquor or whisky or whatever, and get a little 'panicky'. Panics not really the right word, but anxious. Once I had gone to the store, Id feel better, even if I didnt drink for a while that day/night, or at all even. I didnt need to actually drink it to ease the 'damnit I want booze' feeling. Better at ignoring it now, after 'practice', but I still get home from work (230am) and think, fuck I dont have beer, then try to go to sleep. Even tho Ill purposely NOT buy it on my way to work.

You can't buy it after work?

2c-e, ether, and Klonopin.  I imagine you could substitute any potent hallucinogen for 2c-e, any benzodiazepene for Klonopin, etc.... and basically hit the zone I did.  The point is that the tranq keeps the tension at bay, even when the inhalant is blowing your brains out.

Also, DXM and weed is a fucking classic!