Drink beer all day, chase it with an irish car bomb, then do a rail, and you will have unforgettable diarrhea.
I know, trust me. And it annoys me. Sounds like some shit little kids say when they're sneaking a smoke behind their parents garage. "Tee hee, we're smoking PAAAAD".LIGHT ME UP DE FOCKIN' SENSI NUH RUDE BWOY!
That just makes me think of Fun Lovin' Criminals and watching Cartoon Network in the mid-to-late 90's cuz I had no other English language channel in Catalunya. Except for TCM, which Cartoon Network became after 10pm.Catalan/Spanish TV BLOWS.
weed and cereal
actually i just want to eat it dry, right out of the box and then sit there wondering if i'm crunching waaaaaaay too loudly.
Weed + alcohol is my favorite. Oh, and pussy too.
"Pot"... blech. It sounds stupid no matter how you say it. "Pot" said with an English accent just sounds short and crappy. "Paad" with an American accent sounds cheesy as fuck. What's wrong with "weed"? "Herb", "grass", "ganja", etc? Fuck "pot".
If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take hashish
wine & sex
I had whiskey and sex last night. Just poured whiskey all over my crotch and made this guy suck on it all night. Might do it again tonight, who knows, it's a mystery.
Going over to a guys house tonight to make him shave my legs and be my slave. Probably going to wear my most expensive silk stockings over there and then choke him with them for awhile, because he likes stuff like that. Then I'm going to tie him up and get stoned. Should be a pretty decent time.
I probably party harder than anyone on this site. I'm not bragging, it's just the facts of life.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!