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News Dump Thread.(Read 39371 times)
Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #210 on: April 16, 2010, 02:32:22 PM
Nope, not worried.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #211 on: April 18, 2010, 10:50:21 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/17/aussie-cookbook-recalled-recipe-includes-freshly-ground-black-people/?test=latestnews

Aussie Cookbook Recalled After Recipe Includes 'Freshly Ground Black People'

NewsCore

It is a tiny misprint, but an Australian publisher had to pulp a cookbook after one recipe called for "salt and freshly ground black people" to be added to the dish, AFP reported Saturday.


That's almost as good as the wet-vacs / wet-backs thang!  lol
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #212 on: April 18, 2010, 11:00:56 AM
Everyone likes the taste of dark meat apparently.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #213 on: April 18, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
I'd like a pair of Zoe Saldana's thighs. And whatever is between them.

To go.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #214 on: April 18, 2010, 05:41:48 PM
I'll have what he's having.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #215 on: April 18, 2010, 06:23:03 PM
Me three!

[contrived laughter]

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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #216 on: May 08, 2010, 01:32:38 PM
I like looking at this stuff and comming up with reasons for it. (swap between map views and imagine how easy it would to spin the weak minded with the pretty graphics.)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/2432632/UK-General-Election-2010-political-map.html
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #217 on: May 08, 2010, 10:29:34 PM
I'm high AND drunk.

I'll need a SHITload more instructions than just "swap between map views!"

Cripes.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #218 on: May 14, 2010, 09:43:33 AM



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #219 on: May 14, 2010, 12:57:30 PM
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Happens to me every fuckin' day... feel my pain Daddy?
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #220 on: June 27, 2010, 11:35:11 PM
This should happen more often on monuments/geographical features of national importance:
http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/no-frock-on-the-rock-was-tribute-says-stripper-20100627-zc2g.html



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #221 on: June 28, 2010, 12:42:40 AM
Defecating on the steps of the Vatican should be a regular daily occurrence. It's all those assholes deserve.

Actually they deserve a nuke up their ass.
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Bizarre Reply #222 on: July 04, 2010, 10:58:47 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #223 on: July 05, 2010, 02:15:29 AM
Fuck bees!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #224 on: July 05, 2010, 11:58:54 PM
Not Bee's, Wasps. Much fucking worse.

Bee's can only sting you once. These are aggressive as hell will chase you quite a long ways and can sting you as many times as they can get away with before you crush the fuckers.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #225 on: July 06, 2010, 12:49:17 PM
Not Bee's, Wasps. Much fucking worse.

Totally.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #226 on: July 06, 2010, 02:04:27 PM


"Hornets usually are responsible for the large, football-shaped nests around homes and businesses in trees and on the sides of buildings.  These pests are extremely aggressive and have been known to repeatedly sting anyone or anything that disturbs them. They are black and white/yellow and will live in colonies of hundreds to thousands. Control can be accomplished at any time of day, but treating at night will ensure that most hornets are in the nest at the time of treatment. Do not use a flashlight during treatment, Hornets will follow the beam of light and attack its holder."
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #227 on: July 06, 2010, 03:52:53 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #228 on: July 07, 2010, 12:21:09 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #229 on: July 12, 2010, 04:18:38 AM
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #230 on: July 16, 2010, 01:11:33 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #231 on: August 14, 2010, 04:19:10 PM
I approve of this

^.^



...even if it is supposed to be a first name, not second.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #232 on: August 27, 2010, 05:36:29 PM
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/students-told-to-plan-terror-attack-20100825-13qx4.html

Now... had it been a muslim school, it might have made national tv headlines.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #233 on: August 29, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11068063

I think that, and Reading, is all anyone cares about atm.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #234 on: August 29, 2010, 03:14:50 PM
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #235 on: August 30, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
haha, fb? brilliant.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #236 on: September 01, 2010, 06:18:45 AM
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/students-told-to-plan-terror-attack-20100825-13qx4.html

Now... had it been a muslim school, it might have made national tv headlines.

your meant to of said: "it might of made national tv headlines." why are you trying to sound all smart all of a sudden?



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #237 on: September 01, 2010, 06:23:03 AM
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/students-told-to-plan-terror-attack-20100825-13qx4.html

Now... had it been a muslim school, it might have made national tv headlines.

your meant to of said: "it might of made national tv headlines." why are you trying to sound all smart all of a sudden?

LOL.

Now THIS is ironic.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #238 on: September 01, 2010, 06:41:37 AM
If she is typing to me, it must be the drugs.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #239 on: September 01, 2010, 08:15:10 AM
Such a waste...
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