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Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.


My new girlfriend...(Read 1991 times)
My new girlfriend... on: June 21, 2009, 05:33:18 PM
She's sweet and smooth. And tasty...

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My new girlfriend... Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 07:24:14 PM
nice, never had it but I think I want too.

Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: My new girlfriend... Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
It's a blend of Irish whiskey and a liquer made of Irish whiskey. I also tried American Honey a mix of Wild Turkey bourbon and honey. It was ok.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My new girlfriend... Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
RT @LoadedGunCom: RT @drugmoth: The internet is my GF ~Does she swallow ? ~On weekends, tomorrow I get to blow it inside
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon