I have a good period story...
A long time ago I was staying at a hotel with one of my ex boyfriends I don't remember which one, anyway, so he ate me out and we laid in the dark for awhile and he said, "I think I want a soda." He went to the coke machine, and when he came back he said that people were staring at him and he didn't know why. I turned on the lights and he had blood all on the lower part if his face. He looked like a clown! I then said, "I think I started my period."
Zing!